Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML
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Top comments
Shrtpixy 0
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
dammn 0
awwwww :(
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Comments (167)
fishbowl 0
wow that sucks
nadsm 0
Fake. well, maybe not fake, but REPEAT for sure. I read this in the 400's yesterday. Fail.
maddieguinn 0
u have no life #146
blanquito 1
It's not an FML.. Drunken words are sober thoughts
daner10 5
Drunk Words are sober thoughts... :)
Vagitarian1 10
When people are drunk, they lose their inhibitions. This causes them to do and say things they normally repress. I would say your father truly loves you. He just has a hard time saying it when he's sober for whatever reason.
dammn 0
awwwww :(
Rephidim777 0
ouch
Username_1000 0
ouch that hurts
Shrtpixy 0
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
nautilus_fml 0
just like the pet shop boys song "you only tell me you love me when you're drunk"
jj732 0
hey, at least he tells you he loves you at all =(
fretforyerlatte 0
at least he's not drunk dialing you telling you you're a horrible bitch or a disappointment or something... still gotta be hard to have a parent with a drinking problem. :(
ManganeseDream 0
Doesn't mean he doesn't love you just because he has to get drunk/high to express his feelings. And shame on you for acting like a bitch to your dad about a little alcohol. ...unless he's a total alcy fuckup, then FYL.
DanceRox9008 0
haha this is like that 70s show when red tells eric he loves him, just because hes high on meds making him loopy. LOL this is so funny. and its not really an FML though because you know he does love you at least!
lakerfan8224 17
That 70's show ftw!