Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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Top comments
yeezheng 6
I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.
maddy23a 5
Nice one ace
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Comments (416)
maddy23a 5
Nice one ace
npnptracking 7
Way to go champ!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Knock 'em dead kiddo!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP on the bright said she won't have to shave it soon
blackheart24 10
Haha OPs next ortho appointment might be a little interesting. ... Hmmmm it seems you have what appears to be pubes stuck in here....
BigBacker 0
She should shave, just my opinion. A for effort!
Zambaku 9
Wow, I remember the exact same FML with the braces and everything except it was the girl taking off the guy's You Fail
wegetrz 14
Um am I the only one thinking this fml should be for the gf? Or do pubes suddenly slide out of one's skin with ease these days..
longlostgirl 4
She doesn't shave that shit?
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
Well done #34, you've got my chuckling
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
Me*
dsbs 9
Today, my boyfriend tried to take my panties off with his teeth. He ended up with pubes stuck in his braces
tanneriscool 2
180 and what is the point of your comment?
leogirl95 12
Tell her to shave that shit
mdtdnb 7
Atta boy!
ohSNAPyall 27
Hang in there! .. I guess you already have
LolFMLnot 10
Get rid of that jungle :$
BuhxritNAYY 5
#shestooyoungforyoubro #youredefinitelytooyoungif you're wearing braces while tryna have sex.
raney150 0
That's a stupid statement 248. First of all, who are you to determine if they can have sex? Second, braces doesn't tell you age. I know someone who is 19 and just got braces. In sure there are older people who get braces too.
santosromero718 1
I know right!?! Nasty ass hoe. How she want a dude to go down on her and she don't shave? She wants him to get lost in that jungle?
pammyengland 1
So is 18 too young because I have braces.
TagYourIt 0
Ok ummmm braces.. Sex? How old are you..?!?!
pyromania21 0
op if ur old enough to **** ur too old for braces
roflrawrlol 0
my stepdad got braces at 32.
CharlieeBabiee 2
No she does it just magically grows back every five seconds. Dumbass.
NinjaCrumbs 0
? wtf r u saying?!?
RealTalk0 7
#180 : More like, "Today, my boyfriend got my pubes stuck in his braces. I had to sit there in excruciating pain as he tried to get free. FML"
rhoeft95 11
F for execution
Dredre15 0
Lmao... not funny
kirsty1551 3
if its not funny why did u say LMAO ?
tellithowitis 13
Agreed, you totally just contradicted yourself.
Ferretface 13
I disagree. He did contradict himself.
briannaahhhh 0
hahaha it's funny though!
ucoolgirl31 20
"lmao... Not funny" is a contradiction... Good for the starburst commercial!!
thethatoneguy_21 4
Hahaha, how'd explaining that one go?
ScaughtieHolden 11
"Your pubes got stuck in my braces"
EvilCupcake8361 9
ewwww she needs to shave her secret jungle
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
I find this hilarious especially #75's comment. Well done
stephan18 23
He didn't need to since she probably felt it
bizarre_ftw 22
Mourr mubs garr uck nin by wassevs ^that's how
iluvfmls456 0
If you have braces you're too young to be doing that anyway in my opinion
CrAzYyYyYy 0
You can have braces when you're older also it's not just something that you have when you are in middle or high school. My boyfriend is 22 and he got his braces on a year ago.
purplishzebraz 0
My friends mom still has braces......she's in her thirties
Jesus_Christ69 0
My uncle has braces and he's like 45. In my opinion dont go making smart ass remarks if you don't know what you're talking about.
Ranimal 12
I agree. Unless you even remotely know what you're talking about (which in this case you have no ******* clue), then shut the **** up. Yes, a good amount of young kids have braces but in no way is there an age set to it.
kassielovesyou 11
my mom still had braces at 19.
DocBastard 40
A classic case of posting before thinking.
mickypequi 13
As idiotic as the comment is, they did say "in my opinion". People are entitled to have retarded, ignorant opinions.
irelabdlad44 0
Did it ever occur to you that nobody cares what you think?
robokid777 4
dont be a bitch
fmlpro0987 0
Not true my sister got braces when she was 23.
dre9889 4
Dumb ass my cousin in law is 30 she just got her braces off
puentanti 3
Loser
princess151617 4
Ew
mpsteve137 15
Welcome to the jungle
amanda_d95 9
But there's no fun nor games
skyeofblood 1
Yaaaaaa u dont deserve to even think about posting a pic pf James.... Pssh... LOOOOOSSSAAAAAAA
yarsii 0
^ You just ruined it. Get out.
yeezheng 6
I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.
kut19 6
It's called a Brazilian.
dannyreal 4
This should be her fml
Mrmeatfold 2
Shave that shit!!!
SmashWilliams 1
Okay I'm going to sound stupid... But what dues OP mean? I never figured it out.
itstesshomo 2
I think it's original post?
sleepindevil 15
I think it means original poster. I suppose opening poster works too when its interweb threads.
SmashWilliams 1
Ohhh I see. Thanks guys!(:
taylormartin4 0
agreed
yourlifesucks57 0
Dumbass
rarrar321 3
If he's still got braces and gets pubes stuck in 'em, he's to young for you.
ppeanutbutter 1
noob
kelseykaye93 1
It's n00b, you n00b
bizarre_ftw 22
10 - Your picture is currently my favorite on here
tc34 1
Ur more of a noob. Ur 12
mrosew442 10
10- don't you just love pictures if HP characters with non-related captions?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
F her life too, that would freakin hurt. Still, funny story to tell later in life
death_dolphin24 0
How I fell in love with mom...
bizarre_ftw 22
How mom learned abstinence is key until you get the go ahead from the orthodontist
bizarre_ftw 22
Kid: AWW!! Come On!!! You probably had sex by the time you were my age!!! Dad: I can honestly say no I did not.
bizarre_ftw 22
Kid: why are you making me get braces?! I have straight teeth!!!!! Dad: let me tell you a story... [...] ... and if I had to suffer through that, So Do You! Now come on! Kid: ? O.o
KatieMajestic 17
Maybe you should have stopped the first few times you got down voted.
FlashBurn 13
Great... I hope no lame 'flossing your teeth' comments show up. Still, in your braces!? Hope ya got em all out before your orthodontist appointment! That'd be interesting to explain... lol.