OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
FarisH
Jordan
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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TCASE1994 0
It was free though?
thanks_asshole 2
multi tasking
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Comments (182)
TCASE1994 0
It was free though?
crazychick1269 7
two for one?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Woah! Your orthodontist is a piercer as well?! That's kinda cool!
atkir002 1
pay for one, get the other for free. sounds like a sweet deal to me. :-)
missmady 0
there was another fml exactly like this a while ago..
MagicallyFat 12
I wish I can get m braces off (I just got them back on) OP take my advice and wear your retainers religiously. I was a moron so I didn't wear them and my teeth shifted back to their bad position. And I had to put them back on.
BigBacker 0
Yum, maybe you can have a little tongue ring made out of braces? Haha
ohsheet 8
After 3 1/2 years, i'm finally getting my braces off November 29!!!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I got mine on In Juin... another year and a half to go :'(
graham11 14
Woww you better not be serious
Predental 5
I'm gonna be a much better orthodontist.
leadman1989 16
100 - Is that really you in that picture? What's with the hover hands?
eln3mo13 8
That's funny, my English teacher told me that it's spelled June.
missmady 0
juin is french.
cheefer 0
English motha fucka, do you speak it?
chinkychick 16
but this person lives in Canada....
Orion1434 5
Most Canadians speak French...
ashleyt89 2
never heard of the month called juin.
J3R3MYY 14
I live in Canada, just because I live here doesnt mean I have to learn or know French.. Theres only one French speaking province anyways.
louiseth 9
142 - 132 didn't say all. We wouldn't dare generalise on fml.
mikeduse 0
138 ur a ******* moron, probabaly American cause everyone in Canada speaks english except for Quebec and some people in Ontario.... And some Asian in Vancouver
mikeduse 0
132**
anorexicbarbie 8
70 Congrats! I get mine off a day before ye
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Don't forget this app originates in Fance. But,way to go dumbass!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Motha fucka? Wow. Do YOU speak English? And a reminder that this app originates in France. Way to be a dumbass!
Grimmerie 31
150 - you need to watch more movies. Srs.
elidine 0
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?!
itstesshomo 2
yeah, was it free?
belkinbra 12
70, noone gives a flying **** about you or your story.
Norrisv5 8
That is extremely incorrect
Annon99999 9
That's my bros Bday!
flootershy 7
Nice profile pic
thanks_asshole 2
multi tasking
xSonic 9
Multi consequences
AshleighNason 24
no
macdaddymady 8
Op some would consider you lucky.
jallred254 4
Did you ask to get your bellybutton pierced too?
jsaxon1996 0
I hope this doesn't happen to me! I'm getting mine off in a month :/ Now I'm scared and I'm keeping my tongue in the back of my mouth!
MrSassypants 34
60 I know what you mean. I don't want this to happen to me. Even worse, I have to go to the eye doctor!
awthmt 6
So, how do you like it..
iam_yummylicious 12
I only had to get 3 brackets and wear 2 rubber bands on back right) for a cross-bite. Then I went the invisalign route. So glad I didn't have to deal with a mouth full of metal. The 4 months of having those rubber bands on were hell.
leogirl95 12
And the orthodontist of the year award goes to...
urbanfarmgrl 0
#133-We wanted to know that...
xJebu 8
Ha ha
SillyFart 7
Ha ha
danishbagel 3
The true thought capacity of about 70% of FMLers at its best^^
mikeyg36 6
3- That was a very intellectual comment.
dickydickman 0
That's funny, because I went to get my tongue pierced and the stupid guy put braces on
NavySEAL13 0
104- no sh!t you jacka$$ fagger
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
I got mine off september, except without the blood, and dumbass nurses
fireblaze03 2
Cool story bro!
chickenwalrus 14
don't tell it again.
meetmissmayhem 4
91 & 98 thanks for the laughs haha. This is the reason I go onto the comments. Sometimes they're funnier than the FML'S themselves.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Fight fire with fire. In this case, I know a good place to pierce a hole..
068801604 0
WTF!
CryMoreFMLs 15
79 - So you're wet at the thought of that?? O_o dayum girl.
Jovecove 13
Sexy :) me likey
shibainu519 0
Two for the price of one!
CalCommando 6
Call now an get a free mother ****in glowstick as well!
TubaFTW 2
I was legit gonna say that...
trollfaced 2
At least it was free!
allen2688 6
Aha I was just playing minecraft XD
xDMACx12 7
6- **** you creeper!!!
mismonroe 0
At no extra charge, you should be thanking him.
GirlWithName1324 0
Maybe the orthodontist just wanted to change things up a bit. Live on the wild side. OP was just the person infront of them when the choice was made.
chrissymari3 1
now, u are officially a g!
Rickilynn1 10
90 - spin art profile picture . I approve .
urbanfarmgrl 0
#8- what are you? In junior high? -_-
hayleclark 17
tongue piercings are nasty. FYL
AlaskaKid95 7
You're nasty.
sinking_fish 12
That's an opinion. I happen to like my tongue piercing.. A lot. So does my husband (;
flockz 20
guys tend to enjoy tongue piercings
ihavebrokenshoes 0
Guys do like tongue piercings. And I'm a guy. And I do.
cptmorgan6 8
This seems like a thread of opinions. Let's not be hypocritical. Ahh, **** it. What's the internet for if not for being ignorant.
dr_octagonapus47 4
Hey if u never had a tongue piercing then stfu u dnt know wat you talking about
Greeneyes41 1
136- My brain in melting because of your poor grammar and lack of spelling... Please try again.
Greeneyes41 1
Is* god damn it
murdersquirrel 15
I've had a tongue piercing...and hundreds in dental work to fix the damage. Good lesson: metal vs. enamel - metal wins.
lilpurplekat 9
that is why all of my jewelry is bioplast or acrylic. I've had mine for 2 years and I've had absolutely no damage. if I wear metal jewelry the bottom ball hits my bottom 2 front teeth Which if repeated over time would cause them to break.
trayysee11 1
Wow I'm getting mine off tomorrow...this makes ms feel good.....THANKS!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Hopefully you're into tongue piercings because you're next!