Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
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Top comments
irokyoursox 6
Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale
Meme1988 18
Well, its less "work" for you :)
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Comments (149)
Meme1988 18
Well, its less "work" for you :)
trollfaced 2
Guys are suppose to be on top anyways
n_epic_fail 14
Step on a scale instead of putting your boyfriend in an awkward situation. He either has to lie to boost your ego or tell the truth and be busted on FML...
DeLpHe3zY 7
ummm?
mrszane93 5
Well I like being on top too because knowing I'm pleasing my man is a great feeling
wikkedphuka 0
really? and what state passed that law? ohhh ur virgin i see carry on * virgin statement from 13
frokeyman92 9
Not so funny. Try better next time.
AliCat18 12
#13 spoken like a true fifteen year old....clueless!
iArmy 6
27, great way to put it. Brutally honest though, gotta love those people.
rainbo955 0
Agreed 86. I like being on top just as much as bottom, but my boyfriend likes me on top better so that's how we do it.
DJDude_Arazely 10
You actually took the time to comment just to say it wasn't all that funny? You're that bored.... so am i sometimes. Not the point. WHY? O.o
kaykay20 0
Be grateful he is honest about it and if your weight gain bothers you can always do something about it.
happykesh 3
^100% what they said!
nixter5 18
It's like that episode of 1,000 ways to die, a fat chick passes out after having an ****** while riding her boyfriend and suffocates him to death haha.
BbyKenzie 0
True that!
shannonreneee 11
He has been honest with you. He hasn't told you to lose weight or that you look bad. So get to the gym, lose those extra kilos and blow him away! If he's honest about you gaining weight hell be honest when you lose it.
irokyoursox 6
Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale
StoryOfTheYear 15
To see if it actually looks like the lost weight is gone is my guess.
ladyLALAA 29
You are a loser SOTY
GodsLittleMistak 8
45-That was kinda uncalled for...
StoryOfTheYear 15
45- I'll take that as constructive criticism?
XmyviolentheartX 13
54 or she was just obviously being a bitch. "Got important stuff to do, like buy shoes and hate you!" Or maybe you were just that important to her. Lol. =P
Ecklcakes 15
Stop rubbing it in 45. Just kidding.
graham11 14
45- the **** are you doing? Am I missing something?
VaanBasch 1
She probably can't see the scale when standing on it.
gingerrrr88 11
She could be losing fat and gaining muscle so weighing yourself wouldnt be totally accurate. I don't weigh myself, I just go off of if I look thin
fenixtorador1 11
#45 is fat anyway
papahugsmefunneh 2
Just lay back and enjoy the show
EddiE_CN 8
Well...you asked for it.
Horcruxer 0
On top of what? His game with other women? Where's his playa card it's revoked now anyway
Spike300 12
On top of her obviously. Don't you watch ****? everyone is doing it
graham11 14
On top of her during sex. Some people these days...
IndigoAcrylic 9
Some people prefer the standing style I guess xD LAWL
MikeDa1Da 14
Why do goth/ emo people use such weird emoticons? The world may never know.
Troll_spray 6
Dude you have to cone up with better comments. I always see your post getting th
Troll_spray 6
Meant to type thumbed down before my app crashed. -_- come*
xiaoxaio 5
ride him like a horse see if u break his spine
SwiftFaux 0
Dang, that sucks OP.
builditbetter09 3
No, your comment sucks...I come to be entertained by ridiculous and malicious comments... And I get this -_-
CowOven 7
^ ...
Horcruxer 0
Lol
goldfishgod 20
I love being on top. :[
emilieee_fml 0
Me too!!!!!!!!
kikiwi_fml 9
Haha pervert. ;P