nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
moerae
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Too much skin?
🌶️ Spicy
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Top comments
DFlit1 0
Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP
volleyballgrrl 6
At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?
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Comments (270)
coried91 28
To the people saying she's too young cause she has braces... She could be older and was just now able to afford them.. I had a friend that just got braces in our senior year of high school. Anyway, damn dude I feel bad for you!
guardgirl7 0
Dude..if she had braces she's way too young to be giving you head...
dogpup4 23
People can have braces even if they're an adult, idiot.
sashawallace 0
Lol my girl friend has braces
NightForever 2
Does no one remember Tom Cruise and Gwen Stefani with braces? |:
SamLiveFree_77 9
You're still able to give head with braces, you just need to know how. That way things like this won't happen.
alliteen 3
she's too young for you bro.
MrSexyPants 14
Ever thought that OP might be the same age as the girlfriend. They could both be teens. Or as others have pointed out, it's possible to wear braces as an adult.
NullPointer 20
Congrats, you are now Jewish.
KiddNYC1O 22
And you still paid a price. Emotionally.
MROMEGATRON 0
I hope you dumped her!
brt3420 13
Op totally deserves it. Common knowledge for all men... Never get head from a girl with braces, it's never worth the risk of hurting your dick.