Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
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Comments (191)
kimmi41509 10
First! And OUCH.
MonsterSlayer13 5
...that's great. :l u win nothing.
kimmi41509 10
I win the recognition of being first.
aceman1992 9
What did the orthodontist have to say about that?
Iamnotyourmom 0
Well you should've shaved if you know she has braces.
BarDownDaily 12
At least you got head!
lover1973 0
Wow -.-
EatnBeef 7
At least you weren't circumcised by them.
The_Weirdo 10
Did she cough up a pubic fur ball?
olpally 33
More like ouch! Damn, that sucks big time op! Fyl
angrymexican 8
Did you curl up into a fetal position after?
Shy_Anne 10
Yuck, F both your lives!!!
xSonic 9
^^ boobs....
zombiegold 23
Did it hurt?
theaws0m3guy 4
At least you got a bj
RrLSf19 0
17 true
br0ck 9
haha 110 ur picture made ur comment hilarious
_Oblivion_ 12
At least she's not a cheese grater
mdmenchaca 5
Sounds like everything was going good up until then.
aceman1992 9
What did the orthodontist have to say about that?
EmperorXing 0
If she still has braces, she's too young for you bro.
bitter3ulogy 0
^dumb comment.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
But, he cried the whole time! (Doesn't matter, had sex!) -Lonely Island
soccerguy2 11
If she still wears braces, she's too young for you bro. or you're both too young to be doing this sorta stuff.
SmallyBigs 9
Because only kids wear braces. Adults NEVER wear braces.
MichellinMan 20
I honestly could not think of a more brutal way of pubic shaving.
DuckOnQuack93 5
Hey, at least you were getting some action!
Pr0metheus 7
You know I don't think the twelve seconds of head compensates for getting all your pubes ripped out at once
steff900 6
who needs a razor?
silver848 6
Why would let you girlfriend give you a bj when she has braces. There are like 20 of these in the in here.
duhhkotuhh107 0
Omg gross but very funny!
Poser1337 5
Funny? Yea? Why don't YOU try it sometime.
witchdoctor1 9
Dude. Your comment + your pic. Win
MichellinMan 20
dammit women, its not funny. I'm going to rip your pubes out with metal brackets. huh? No? that's what I thought.
PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
KiddNYC1O 22
This comment goes well with that sweater. You look like Freddy Kreuger.
marzipanimal 15
Pubic hair on a guy is such a turn off for me anyway. Shaaaveee it!.
ManlyDunsparce 3
Nice Krueger sweater. Also. If his girlfriend is black, he has himself a black-n-decker pecker wrecker.
marzipanimal 15
Okay I guess i simply prefer 'trimmed' a little bit isn't a prob.(:
slushybox 9
I made the mistake of trying to picture this. Not all that pretty
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
goodoldave 17
Would've been funny if she added a mowing or electric shaving sound lol.
FranzFerdinand 18
A GAAAAAAAAYYYYY lawn mower.
FranzFerdinand 18
Aw hell, posted by accident… anyways, I apologize, the word "GAAAAYYY" is just the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see Señor Cheng. So yeah, that was… random.
desireev 18
So long, GAY BOYS! :) I love him!
wegohardd 8
... Ow...
moop256 10
It's only "ow" if blood was involved
moop256 10
Je pensais que tu étais belle ... telle rage ...
moop256 10
P.s I've worked with patients who have been stabbed in the eye.... There is a lot of blood.
LightningCactus 12
Well, it could have been more embarrassing, oh wait nevermind sorry.
BarDownDaily 12
I cringed at the thought of this. FYL. I'm really sorry. But hey, at least you got head right?
tparis12345 4
Ewww braces
2ndSucks 15
Oh yeah, straight teeth are just disgusting.
tparis12345 4
No just girls with metal teeth
CowOven 7
^ You're dumb.
akallaan 7
Pffftttt... Amateurs!
captaincook_fml 1
Good ol lawn mowers