Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
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DFlit1 0
Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP
volleyballgrrl 6
At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?
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Comments (270)
tylermt1999 17
SMOOTH like keith stone
YourHuckleberry 0
Bahahaha! Awesome.
nicklol03 0
If she has braces then she is too young for you.
Britter903 6
Not really. I just got mine off last year.
cass1_l0ve 13
Didn't we already cover this on a recent comment??? People get braces in their 60's!!! Now, if she was carrying a Barbie doll or some crap, then yeah. Too young. But braces doesn't defy your age. And besides, OP could have been the girlfriends age too.
cass1_l0ve 13
Yeah #26 already covered this.
Fataliity 2
If her default picture is her eating a stick, she's too young for you bro.
mrsvickybear 9
Her teeth shuldnt have been on ur dick in the first place she must not be good at giving head xD
ohthatgirl 0
I've always wondered how a ******* would work if you have braces well now I know
Dracoboxer357 36
And how many ******** have you had where the girl(?) was rubbing your penis up and down the front of her teeth for that to be a real concern? :) I've had a ******* from a girl with braces. Didn't notice the difference.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao, my apologies! I thought you were a guy, judging by your profile pic on a glance! :D Okay, alternative advice: if you're going to perform oral sex, use your mouth, not your teeth! No problems. :)
cass1_l0ve 13
I like how the name is "on that girl" an it's a picture of a dude but the title is miss.... Anyways!!! ******** do not EVER equal teeth. So I dont know wtf this chick was doin with OP or how she even managed to get her braces on his Wang but this would never happen except in the rarest of conditions because braces are always in the center of the teeth or top of teeth... So a ******* and braces wouldn't go like this. And DOCBASTARD made a good point it would only be a tiny cut, not full on circumsision.
diesel1226 0
Shalom!
wairdt 5
I'm sorry, but braces and penis should never be together. I'd be scared that something like this would happen.
mylifeisgreat9 13
Here's a thought , wait until her braces come off befor a ********?
xxxsalinaxxx 9
At least you dont have an elephant trunk now :)
dabassxslappa 0
If she has braces, she's too young for you bro.
KailyKii 11
If I hear this comment again I'll scream.
imwithstoopid126 2
I'm never going to give my boyfriend a ******** again! :0 Well at least until my braces come off but for now handjobs should be fine once I tell him this ;P