Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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Comments (240)
fo_86 0
:( sorry man that sucks!! Dump that lousy bitch!
haiu2323 10
Now this is exactly why you don't bring your wife to office party, or fundraising gala or the like...boss always wins...FYL OP! I hope you find a reasonable solution and soon get over it.
causticgirl 6
Oh Wow. Your wife has really sunk low involving the kid in her lying ways
vip3r20 8
whoa whoa whoa. only $200 for a purse?
nikkij1988 0
If I were you , I'd do two things. Divorce her and let her have custody of your daughter, because obviously those two are two peas in a retarded pod!
mk58 31
Shut up, scumbag, you're taking away from one of keevarou's golden comments.
boner_93 2
So you believed that ******* story? you deserve it for being such an idiot.
Quasar55_fml 18
Well if they are a wealthy family it may not appear so unusual. Those live in another world, not in the normal people's world
kalbrek009 20
Time to get everything in order ( put everything in your name only & a new bank account, transfer ALL except $50.00) then get a lawyer, go to your boss's boss & tell them your boss has wrecked your marriage, then ask for them to be fired or for a large severance package....take the wife & boss to court, make sure your daughter is a witness for you ( you can promise her something REALLY nice, but don't give it to her for being such an ungrateful child) then get rid of both the wife & daughter (or better yet keep the kid & make wifey pay you child support & alimony so you can send the kid to boot camp to learn some respect)...problem fixed! :)
autumnleighf 0
Well done, sir
FaraPjJammaz 13
FYL for having 2 *witches in the house!