Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
MrBoredGuy 1
I can honestly say that I wouldn't do that to my father, **** both of them
mystifisvt 4
Bitches these days are crazy.
LydiaTankian 6
That is definitely crazy.. I'm so sorry OP
43trauts 14
What's more crazy is how much money she's bribing her with!
farhil 14
I have a feeling that it's less like bribing, and more like blackmail...
Torva_fml 16
This is actually one of the times I would approve a comment suggesting divorce. Kick that cheating **** out! And ground your daughter... Forever..... Unforgivable.
Alexisthebestest 16
So your daughter values material items over your relationship with not only your wife, but with her as well?
Waggleton 0
Lil bitch raised the prices, big bitch don't agree. So lil bitch spills the beans. Now they are all eating rotten divorce.
DarylAndrew 2
I would hate to have a daughter who'd sell me out for money
tjv3 10
Well first get proof then get a really good divorce atty . Then kick the wife out of the house. Then find an attorney and get rid of the daughter legally disowned her.
bamagrl410 31
As much as your life sucks, I also think YDI for not being part of your own family. You should have been checking her grades yourself as well as finding out what the money is really spent on. And $300 on hair? I can understand the phone, but let's get real here...
FireNinja 3
That's 1400$ that was spent on keeping a secret that wasn't kept well. Money well spent??
doglover100 29
I would just tell.
Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Keep it up. After you use them study'n skills in college you'll be able to afford a factory of basketballs with a cushy executive job with a corner office. OP's daughter will be stuck living a lie.
DjeePee 25
All I got for straight A's was nothing :( Well, this is a true FYL. Now, I see that everyone is pretty harsh to the daughter, but I think we can't judge properly if we don't know her age. She might be twelve. If so, she would be incredibly spoiled, but it might explain why she chose your wife's side (with all the presents) instead of yours. If she's 16... a double FYL.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Don't worry, #2. When I got Straight A's, my reward was a Candy bar. :/ True story.
kevsnev 7
Lol, I get "A- don't count as A's"
hatersgunnahat 0
All I got for straight A's was my mom yelling at me for not getting "A++" ...
kaprookie 3
I've gotten straight A's numerous times. The biggest thing I got was a hug and my family telling me to keep up the good work, and honestly I don't really want more than to know my family is supporting me :)
chiddy_bang71 0
I hate the kids who get tons and tons of money. The most I ever got was a sweatshirt, one that I found out my mom was going to give me for my birthday the next week.
Eternal94 10
Well I only got " keep it up "
fishing12345 2
Im too dumb to get straight as
kevint9911 15
Asian parents suck add aren't they
AlexRen 21
Lucky I got a oh that's nice-.-
TagYourIt 0
I'm not sure what I get for straightA's...
randii_17 11
Thats more than I get! I receive a, "What happened to the other marks? No A+?" -_-
hysterical 1
I feel you guys... Years of straight As and I got squat. $1000 worth of stuff for (presumably) one year, possibly less, of straight As? Clearly there are some serious issues in this family, and the wife's cheating is only one of them.
kathuzada 6
All I got was yelled at, for B's
lovertolover 4
I always have been a straight A student with first class honours and I'm involved in a lot of different positive things and all I get is a "Good job darling. Keep it up."
AwesomeFMLs 0
I know right, it's soooooooo stupid
hannahhlizz 18
Wait, people actually get things for getting strait A's?
PinkieKeen 20
I get nothing for straight As, just a "Good job!" and, if I'm lucky, a pat on the back
00whyalwaysme00 4
I get a roof over my head
burnforeternity 30
I get a "good job son, now go finish your chores"
childproofpizza 19
all I get for straight A's is not getting my ass beat
fuzzy4msymba 0
Divorce!
yahoowizard 16
Watch her still win the case and take most of his stuff....at least he gets another FML worth posting...
kareltje 17
And let her take the kid!
laceyanneman 7
At this point I would let her take the kid
juliaannw 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well looks like you're gettin a raise soon...
yeezheng 6
Agree with #4 point of view.
J3R3MYY 14
Child support is a bitch though...
WidoWxMakerR 0
He can keep the child if the reason or divorce is adultery! Just don't have sex with her now that you know or you can't file user adultery since having sex after knowing the fact is considered forgiveness!
gitarex 4
Ur pretty #4
rillastyle 1
His wife's getting the boss's "raise"
rougeter 2
More like boss is getting a raise
Feklfekl2222 32
You didn't question this because........... No one gets that for straight As, I get them and don't get rewarded.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's almost as if people are filthy rich in this world and wipe their ass' with iPhones.
heylesha 8
i beg to differ. i had a simple 3.0 and got drivers training, new phone, and a shopping spree.
NippsSlipps 10
Lawl!
neonblue120 6
38 - Maybe instead of a shopping spree at taco bueno, all you can eat two for one, you should have gotten a personal trainer/ dietician.
runnerguy1987 8
38 - Why would your parents reward mediocrity?
drawmesunshine 17
109, no, she definitely looks pretty big And she comes off as a right foul bitch. Like 106 said, why reward mediocracy? It's ******* kids up.
venom1996 0
I do... ~.~
ohmandapants 17
149- sure, you'll pass and graduate but you'll never get anywhere in life why? Because the people with the good grades and work ethic get the good stuff, and the dumb asses like you get the drive thru. Employers aren't looking for minimum effort.
YdoIhaveAchode 4
38- nobody gives a shit.
ohmandapants 17
If it was irrelevant to you and your career, you wouldn't have to take those classes. And having a work ethic STARTS at school. You don't just magically get one when you start working. Even of you love your job, you will always be lazy because that's just how you are. Maybe not at first, but it'll happen.
Lasagnaa 24
Me neither because, "That's what you're supposed to do anyways." -____-
J3R3MYY 14
Thats 2 FYL's in 1. I will not have that kinda deal.
EmreArslan 11
Sorry but 500$ for shoes? Wtf? 300 for a haircut? 200 for a purse??? Seriously YDI for letting ur daughter become a golddigger who doesnt know how to use money and for chosing a bad wife. No jokes intended ur daughter is fked up in the mind for paying that much money for stuff
vip3r20 8
the moms paying for it to shut the daughter up you dumbass. the moms not just gonna give her money, she's buying her things she wants.
cinderella10383 6
Choosing even
lajaynay 15
What a couple of bitches. The daughter for keeping such a secret and using such blackmail to her advantage and your wife for being a disgusting **** who spends your money on her bribes.
kimmiekimmiekong 0
well ya gotta think the daughter is in such a bad position... who wants to tell a parent that the other is cheating!!! the mom was completely wrong for putting the kid in that position! the daughter may not of told the mom to give her all that stuff to keep quiet, the mom could of did that to bribe the daughter... now if the daughter did blackmail the mom than ya the daughter is TOTALLY in the wrong..... this whole situation is f'd up!
LydiaTankian 6
Well if the mother is being deceitful, I'm not surprised at the daughter doing it too
shoopd 19
37 - *may not HAVE *could HAVE DONE No need to thank me!
underguarded 20
Don't expect much from a mother/wife who can't keep it in her pants.
GVirdi 11
Damn grammar nazis r everywhere now..
theghost1309 11
Daughter should have taken the stuff and told her dad what her mom was doing. It's called doing the right thing. And you might as well let the bitch think shes not going to get caught lol.
llamalpaca382 13
145- are* Trollolol
anilorak622 8
Indeed. We're the managers and company presidents.
yodas0da 12
...wow thats ridiculously messed up, especially on your daughters part. Has she no heart?!
Clubkicker_fml 0
Bitch out your boss and get a raise! It just occurred to me in some sense you ****** your boss
THE_A_TEEN 28
Both your wife and daughter are complete assholes. Especially your daughter for keeping your wife's dirty little secret. **** them both, try to regain whats left for you op.