Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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sandinthewaves 5
I'm sorry op.
BrotherTheo 31
I am so very sorry. This is truly horrific. If you know this is what's going on, make sure you have ROCK SOLID evidince, and go to a lawyer. I'm sure it will help in the divorce of course, but it could help you in terms of getting something out of the folks at work too, depending on the situation I suppose. I know it's probably a very hard thing to do right now, but you need to keep your wits about you, gather Facts, and documented information so that when the time comes you can go to court and kick their asses. I'm also sure you're not going to want to work there anymore so you're going to want to try to figure out a way to either move within your company or get a severance package.
HumanWiki 8
With that.. You pretty much will own your wife's ass in court. I'd go after full custody.
Panda_Bear91 4
What? No wardrobe?
IluvRiceKrispies 1
$300 dollars for a haircut?? WTF? Did they cut her hair with golden scissors?? ...Lame. Also, sorry man.. you're family is a bitch.
KickItHigh 32
Am I the only one thinking of the damnyouautocorrect and smartphowned stories?
corleon198425 22
Disown your bitch of a daughter and divorce that **** of a wife oh I'm typing tholis from an iPhone 4 s btw
Okayitwasme 0
Plan your escape, she must already have a plan. Don't look like the dummy! Get a new bank account. Get your kids birth certificates in your possession. Get things transferred in your name only. The car and other purchases. Find those receipts. For things like computers and shit. Make sure you gather your keepsakes. Keep things ready if it goes sour. Also get evidence of the cheat. Oh ya, if it comes down to it, let her leave! You then own the home if she abandons it! Ps Good Luck OP
2amkid 0
wow sorry that sucks but lucky girl!
drmountaindeww 0
Im fairly certain your daughter likes this situation. As nice as it would be to have a lot of expensive stuff, it would not be worth it for me for my dad to not know