TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Noname
Japan
Earthquake sneezer
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Asshat
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Brandon Lafantaisie
Back in the red
Today, I sneezed and pulled every muscle in my lower back. For the third time in two years, after $3000+ in physiotherapy. Round 3, here we come. FML
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hnaggar 15
Gesundheit
freesitter 14
Damn, that blows.
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hnaggar 15
Gesundheit
hessel 13
gezondheid
Ambient25 25
Garfunkle
jc10x 8
Well that was snot very pleasant, was it OP?
freesitter 14
Damn, that blows.
Grauncho 27
So does your response.
cuppycakeslove 20
I thought it was pretty funny :)
Martinez0285 28
careful... they might direct them... achh you :)
freesitter 14
#11_ You shouldn't blow too hard, the stick up your ass might puncture something.
EnvyMe33 26
Very punny
Wizardo 34
Sounds like that sneeze was double edged, the recoil really got you, it looks like you got whiplash unfortunately...
Pesticides 19
seriously, I wonder how your nose would feel with that kind of kick?
J08J 20
Wow, you must have some sort of Supersneeze.
ShyAnn29 15
When I sneeze, I always sneeze 3 times in a row, sometimes 4, and it hurts! I can see how OP could throw their back out, I hope you're ok OP!
BrotherPhil 35
Not really - if you have a bad back, it tends to be sensitive to violent movement. When I sneeze, it feels like someone's stch a knife in my back. FYL, OP - hope that sneeze clears up soon.
Snooyroxmyworld 5
Sorry that must be so painful :(
MKProcks 13
Now I can tell this story to the person who is sneezing without covering mouth in front of me. Atleast he will be careful while sneezing.
Wizardo 34
Sounds like a lot of people were talking about you or you sneezed and stepped on a crack :O the old superstitions aren't infamous for nothing you know.
Enslaved 38
Interesting: I never heard of that one. I've always heard it as, if someone is talking about you, your ears will ring-- not cause you to sneeze. :P
CharresBarkrey 16
I thought it was your ears will burn?
DerrickJames 33
The Japanese believe you will sneeze.
chocofudges94 8
The first image that popped into my head when reading this was the sneezing panda. A battle between gushy cuteness and remorse for the OP now rages inside me.
CTMPandemonium 16
And now I can't get that video out of my head thank you! Lol ;P
triplebeerox 27
Good thing you sneezed! I was listening to the news and there was a man who held in a sneeze, broke a rib and almost punctured a lung. Sneezes travel at around 100 mph so better out than in though I'm sorry you threw out your back.
jw90 18
I don't know how one can sneeze so hard they hurt themselves, but then again I've sneezed so hard I've given myself a bloody nose. So guess it's possible. Sorry to hear that OP.