Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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jimmyjim13 5
kick her to the curb, and divorce her. then return all of your daughters gifts.and bitch your boss and get a raise. problem solved
letiflor 3
:(
raggyone1 4
omg thats so bull shit i feel so sorry 4 u.also wen i got straight a's i just got an icecream that was really all i got
pike1346 3
Brutal.
NullPointer 20
So you found out not only that your wife is a complete bitch, but so is your daughter? I don't know what I'd do. That is just terrible. What they did is pretty much the worst things a person can do.
Sophie_Sovereign 6
Don't blame your daughter. I know how difficult it is to be in the position when you are aware of one of your parents infidelity, and it's really hard to make the decision to tell or not because you don't want to split your family. I doubt the gifts had very much to do with her not telling - it was your wife panicking. Ditch the wife but not your kid. It will have been hard on her too, regardless of the presents.
ChaosEngine 5
You're kidding, right? Teenage girl, whose getting given anything she wants just to keep her mouth shut? You ditch Mom and she'll just expect the dad to cover the cost of her $3000 MacBook, and acts incredibly spoiled when he won't. Teenagers don't have the kind of moral compass some adults (Obviously not the wife) have. Ditch em both; OP's got enough evidence to make a clean break of it.
Evie_fml 14
I agree. I think it's ridiculous to expect a child to be responsible for breaking the news of a parental affair. ****** up, even. It's the sort of thing that should be kept between the parents and definitely not involve the child. If the kid found out and the mother lavished gifts on her to keep her quiet, then that's the mother setting yet another terrible example for her daughter. Children aren't responsible for the crap things their parents do. Also, it doesn't say how old the daughter is. People are assuming she's a teenager but maybe she's not, she could easily be younger. I don't think a 10 year old (for example) would have the mental reasoning to handle the situation of discovering her mother's affair and then trying to cope with the mother bribing her. Yet again, it doesn't say how the father found out about the affair. Maybe he found out because his daughter realised her mother was doing the wrong thing and told him the truth.
LN666 2
Betrayed :(
kmartin12 0
A $300dollar haircut? Really? That's ridiculous!
cheerluv15 0
Gosh how olds your daughter
mfbeezy11 0
Time to be one of those dads that leaves. Anyways, they deserve it.