Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML
Doin' it for the 'gram
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
What did I do?
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
11 year olds shouldnt have Facebook -.-
MwahFMLS 6
Lock her out of the house and tell her she's not cool enough to be in there? Sorry, OP. Its all i got.
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Comments (167)
Feklfekl2222 32
Because she has to read your statuses
nateiztite 5
you're not cool enough to be on the fml website begone and vanquish from my site.
boofgall 16
why does your 11 year old have a Facebook? YDI
LiyIa_fml 8
-_- Facebook has ruined society. Why do you care what happens on there in the freakin first place????
mystifisvt 4
LCD T.Vs refresh rates are 60hz, 120hz, 240hz and 480hz. Just sayin'
Bekll 31
21, it's OP's sister not daughter.
yahoowizard 16
My six year old nephew has had his Facebook, for two years now, as does his three month old sister...she doesn't use it much though
youcunthole 0
60 cool story bro
lotto_boi 3
Kids these days go back to cod
ColdplaySucks 18
Who gives a shit of what people think on Facebook.
DJJuantioFresh 0
How........ Funny?
primadonna9396 16
Teenagers, obviously. My 16 yr old brother refused to add me for years because I've gone to university, and educated people are 'totes hurt' in their circle...
SkoomaKi 28
11 year olds shouldnt have Facebook -.-
StoryOfTheYear 15
Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are thirteen (13) years of age or older, and users of the Site under 18 who are currently in secondary school or college. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 13, or by anyone who is under 18 and not in secondary school or college, is unauthorised, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use. By using the Service or the Site, you represent and warrant that you are 13 or older and in secondary school or college, or else that you are 18 or older, and that you agree to and to abide by all of the terms and conditions of this Agreement. They shouldn't indeed.
Icedogs133 0
Yeah I know what you mean but they get away with it by cheating their age on the site which is retarded, nobody younger than 13 should have a Facebook..
FYLDeep 26
The only reason websites use 13 as an age is that there's some kind of law that makes them more liable for their content if they market to pre-teens (I remember reading about it). It's 13 for FML as well by the way.
mystifisvt 4
13 year olds shouldn't be on FML either.
MsMeiriona 2
COPPA. (the law in question)
beccac_boresfoff 9
The worlds messed up right now... My 9 year cousin got Facebook... Next thing u noe 11 yer olds would b cyber bullying each other and callin each other *****...
doughertyz 1
Lawl. We know who thumbed down 55 ;D
D37H100 5
55, I believe you have to be 17+ to download anyway, because of the mature content.
FrostHeart 36
Damn 14, and you typed all that? Or just copy and paste...
hatersgunnahat 0
74 -Too late. I once saw 10 year olds calling each other ******...
ikittybaby 0
Agree!
twilightluvr101 4
I highly agree!
belkinbra 12
14, before I even read your comment I thummbed it up, because Ray Lewis is a boss.
evilteddybear 0
92 perfect pic lol
abbey321 8
I'm 16 and my mom won't let me have a face book. :( but my 13 and younger cousins have one. I see this as a little unfair.
DryHumor 4
76 - the children on FML strike again.
rachie2455 4
They already do. Its sad
01sparkly 15
33- I'm 13 on here too. I honestly think Facebook is stupid.
yeezheng 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Put her in the uncool group of your Facebook too. It's PAYBACK time, little sister ! :D
bluebell707 13
The sister isn't in OPs friends list anymore lol
MoBam 0
Wtf? Seriously? You sound like an old Saved By The Bell after school special. (it's payback time little sister?)
Rapt0rJesus 0
I see you aren't quite the sharpest knife in the drawer... Are you?
tripp169 5
don't take it personal some people like there life private lol
LiuKang92 1
Yeah but her sister is 11 so what privacy does she have ?
bitchslapped22 14
There's no such thing as privacy on Facebook
Okayitwasme 0
At 11? No way! Don't you get it that pedophiles would stalk her. A group of guys in Chilowack BC Canada created a profile as a young girl and caught around 10 guys who were trying to hook up! Met them at the McDs dressed in batman suits. Vigilante style. It's been on the news!
J3R3MYY 14
Have you ever thought she may be right?
xSonic 9
So den she deserve it
lajaynay 15
Get over it? Kids tends to think shit like that at that age. Not really sure why you care what an 11 year old girl thinks about you anyways.
yodas0da 12
her fb friends are probably 11yrs old too. who cares? at least this way you'll be able to avoid seeing mindless preteen chatter
MwahFMLS 6
Lock her out of the house and tell her she's not cool enough to be in there? Sorry, OP. Its all i got.
DKParth13 5
It's serious when you get deleted off of Facebook !!
xXkingmikeXx 5
That sounds like something Peter would do
FYLDeep 26
Are you saying that the OP needs to love and tolerate the shit out of her?
erin1994 9
It's just facebook... People are lving ther lives through social media these days, it's just sad. Plus... Twitter is where it's at ;)
turtlegrl66 11
you had a good point until you mentioned twitter.
Freyr_fml 2
Agreed.
erin1994 9
Hahah I wasn't being seriuos about that part :p that's why I put the ;)
missonedirection 6
Twitter's amazing ...
skyjayq 10
none of it should be used 247 like some people do like seriously people post everything they do(hey guys I just took a s***) that's how I feel anyways
SexyMexi21 23
You do realize that social media is also defined at Twitter right?