Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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capnbzarr 43
Divorce the wife, but first take all the daughter's blackmail-loot and donate it to charity.
UndeRgroUnd206 4
I say that we let people get rewarded the way they do and live our own lives it's pointless to try to change someone's life it doesn't effect you
zann_05 4
Wow, Im so sorry.
zann_05 4
I will not comment on my thoughts about your wife and daughter. Even in this no one wants to hear slurs about the ones they love. My heart goes out to you. I am so sorry you had to experiance something like that.
blackman100 20
Sounds like a wrecked family that needs an entire year of counseling to me. That just blows for you dude.
iMagzzzy 0
Take her for all shes got, but she's a woman, so there won't be much.
firebirdtransam 3
give the iPhone 4S to a poor person, the shoes to a person without anything to wear, the purse to an old lady. nothing you can really do about the haircut unless you really want to be crazy and make her shave her head off. then leave non- chalant like.
herpitydurteedur 0
I haven't been through all of the comments around here, but most of the ones I actually make it to are you getting buried +_+ I'll have to check once I get on an actual computer :P but still. Hurray!
Kobberman 0
All I get for straight A's is the privilege to play xbox again lolwtf
Nana523 1
Any child would love their parents equally no matter what they would not allow that knot to break apart not even for iPhone4S, 300 dollar hair cut, 200 dollar shoes or 500 dollars of what ever. Feel really sorry for you not only did you lose your wife but consider that you have lost your child to the Benjamin's . **** your life and start a new one from scratch.