Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my 17 year-old is pregnant and I was fit to be furious, until my wife steamrollered over me to get to her, hugging her, and crying and how we’ll all raise it together as a big family. We can’t afford another baby. The daddy better be paying us something, or I’m gone kill him. FML
Today, my husband filed for divorce. He also put himself “In a relationship” with my daughter on Facebook. She turned 18 a few days ago. He says it’s no big deal because, “at least I waited until she was legal.” The spineless idiot just doesn’t get it. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
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Brightside86 31
Man they are going to have the most awkward "so how did you meet" story.
Jon Tessler 14
"keeping it in the family" boss level unlocked.
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Brightside86 31
Man they are going to have the most awkward "so how did you meet" story.
Jon Tessler 14
"keeping it in the family" boss level unlocked.
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
Bogrbon 27
If she’s 22 and consented without coercion(which is a very open question in a situation like this), and it didn’t start till she was 18, then as alimony and skeezy as it seems it’s probably not illegal per se, but man that’s 100% creepy slimeball on his part. It also depends on how long you’ve lived together. I guess the only good news is if he spent all that money on the affair you can probably get it back via favorable financial settlements as part of the divorce when you drop his creepy ass.
bobsanction 18
Is your husband Woody Allen?
mccuish 25
Seems like the plot of a bad porno
Jonkbaby 23
I'm very sorry, OP. You didnt deserve that
1known 34
It is still an incest.
red6joker 8
Cut your losses and run away.
IHaveThePower 18
This might be a good time to find a social worker and ask for help. If nothing else, finding a therapist will help you.