f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
jerk_ex_boyfriend
Narberth, United States
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
coward
United Kingdom
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
pinkfloyd777
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Top comments
cndrow 0
Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!
killerviral 0
ur retarded it's obviosly a 32gb
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Comments (64)
cndrow 0
Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!
blah_blah_shity 0
LOL #8 thats sucks. what a stupid b*tch. both of them. i guess you 're horrible too if his mom planned that.
crmccullough 1
she's not automatically horrible! the boyfriend's mom just doesn't like her, unfortunately
anonymous100000 17
OP must be in high school
maiden_girl 5
LOL #8! That is sooo sad but funny...
carlyycatt 0
dont feel bad my bfs mother doesnt approve of me either, ive known the family since pre k, used to sleep at their house, and our moms were bfffs. she hasnt seen me since i was like 3. and shes been keeping us apart, i finally broke up with him saturday. and i made a horrible decision, and want him back! :(
clevehninja 0
Hahahaha #8 On the bright side it was an iPhone and not some piece of shit phone. fyl.
ccc01 1
iPhone is decent. AT&T sucks balls
Tempsey 0
AT&T isn't the only service you can get, I have Bell. Maybe it is in the US, but I live in Canada.
FeelMuchBetter 0
You are better off without him!
MoonTiger 4
Look on the bright side, you're free of a cheap asshole, and he is richer with an iPhone
CDub7888 0
It's a shame that there are people like that out there. Here's hoping for a better relationship in the future.
resawins 0
bitch!!
yermyhero 0
Hmm.. My boyfriend just dumped me, and now has an iphone.. makes me think...