Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
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24788 7
People really don't think out marriage anymore.
playthattrackboy 0
holy shit. this is happening to my mom and dad, my dad's the one hooking up with the old girlfriend from high school. bullshit! I hate unstable relationships!
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Comments (50)
Sue21 0
Well, why didn't you give her the things you insisted she had?
xxmollyxx 25
He insisted that she'd have Facebook and a cell phone, prob helped her with them!
easylazy 0
Don't worry it's probably some 60 year old guy pretending to be her childhood sweetheart so he can rape her or something
Eddie_Collin 0
Lulz
666HailSatan666 0
**** her! It's horrible how society has come to the point that relationships are as disposable as napkins.
Random_Quote 0
Agreed, My gf moved to another state to help out her sister with her business. After a while she made new friends. Which I encouraged because she went on and on about how lonely she was and how she didn't have any friends. So she met a guy and now she has fallen for him, and I encouraged her friendship with him. So it happens, sorry buddy, best of luck
Snippy11 0
@11 That's a girlfriend. This is a wife. Depending on how many years your relationship lasted before then, suck it up, or that kind of sucks, but OP wins.
Impact009 0
I'm assuming #11 was just throwing another example out there and not trying to one-up the OP.
jjenniferr05 0
Wow #15, you're so sensitive.
abcxyz123 0
MEOWWWW
Fmelikeuhateme 24
hey don't talk like that about napkins
sexymessy 0
Yeah that's kinda wierd that you wanted her to have a Facebook,that's just trouble waiting to happen!
nlm92 15
No, her dishonesty is a problem waiting to happen
coopcas 0
And they've been cybering while he sends her drinks via that-one-app.
MIKENYC 0
yea I agree, those facebook stuff can haunt you. I'm sure she ****** him. hope you don't have kids.
lesp 6
Just another reason not to use FB (I'm not bashing FB users however, so let's skip the flame war people). Definite FYL on the cellphone part though.
24788 7
People really don't think out marriage anymore.
spoo 24
its a fun way to spend a weekend. Sometimes a month (attempted sarcasm)
cadillacgal79 32
Or 55 hours!
playthattrackboy 0
holy shit. this is happening to my mom and dad, my dad's the one hooking up with the old girlfriend from high school. bullshit! I hate unstable relationships!
BrandNewKadillak 0
Wow, it's happening to my parents too, except it's my mom leaving my dad. If it's any consolation, OP, I guess this isn't all that uncommon...
cssb08 0
That's how my parents split up too... more or less. He met his old fiance from like 30 years ago who was still on the other side of the country where my dads from, and they started having a relationship. My mom only found out 'cause my dad left his email open one day. These things happen, and sometimes for the best. I've never seen either of my parents as happy as they are now.
mochalattekid 0
facebook ruins relationships!
huggles87 0
not always. 97% are ruined by fb but not every relationship is ruined by facebook
saweetdude93 0
80% of statistics are made up...
bridgette5866 0
Actually, it's 96% of statistics that are made up.
Shafreeka 8
It's not FaceBook ruining relationships, its the people in said relationships, ruining relationships. Two people could easily be on Facebook and not have an issue. It's always been people who let Facebook be a catalyst for those things.
Tubasaurus 0
Drop her ass. Give no sympathy. If the guy treats her like crap and she comes crawling back, laugh in her face.
BLNovelist 0
Seconded. If she wants to be with the other guy so bad, make the decision for her - dump her bitch ass.