Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
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Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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Top comments
Fedor_is_KING 0
If (when) he gets mad, tell him "We're both human."
Pikachu206 2
wow fail.
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Pikachu206 2
wow fail.
spiderman0606 0
More like giggidy giggidy giggidy goo
GodBarack 5
Agree with #1
cookiemobzta 0
ask if you can borrow her, then the wife
tweetbaby14 18
wow thats awkard
iCJ86 0
^^^ agree with 31
abcnonamecba 0
ooooo awkard silence
reyemrein 0
Not really an FML... depending on what kind of person your boss is, he could take it as a compliment or just laugh it off. If he's really worried about his wife cheating on him, I don't think he will dwell on your stupid comment for long.
dudeitsdanny 10
"Hahaha.. I know she's your daughter. Just trying to lighten up the situation, sir. You should have seen the look on your face! Now, click on her wall."
dudeitsdanny 10
Oh and in yourdefense, i have a friend from Ohio who just turned 17. I've known her since she was 12-ish. She grew up very rapidly and beautifully. Whatever you guys are feeding them is working =P You should have sent that to the girls in my area when i was in high school..
imchanel 0
that's smart. that of course would have covered up his comment
TrekkieGirl 0
Dumb! Your advice was ridiculous too! Who in their right mind would try to get away with "cheating" via Facebook?
humorizer 14
YDI for thinking that speaking ebonics at the workplace, in front of your boss nonetheless, was a good idea.
Monikabug 9
The way I see it? Your boss is close enough to you to tell you about his personal life, he is not going to be bothered by that comment. Just go with it.
ydiftw 0
Am I the only one who thought the op was black when they said, " she fine"?
humorizer 14
No, if you read my comment that is a few comments above yours, you'll see I mentioned something about ebonics.
rwac07 0
LOLOLOL
sexybeastsexybea 0
ya more like fhl.
Mortoli 30
Lol you'd be surprised on how much personal crap peeps put on that site my Ex practically said she left me for the man of her dreams... My bro... Lol I never thought I'd feel so Upset from a site.. And my bro adds everything on that site that happens to him bad good or annoying. I ended up having to get him to block my cell from getting his retarded messages...
Fedor_is_KING 0
If (when) he gets mad, tell him "We're both human."
Fedor_is_KING 0
This is a throwback to about a month old FML for those that don't know. Not trying to take credit for that piece of wisdom.
somebodyinok1 0
if there's grass on the field....
postaltubealex 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI - What an inconsiderate act!
choiboy118 0
damn lol how is that inconsiderate? ppl tofay are so paranoid about being politically correct and bullshit lk that. come on i mean how is it inconsiderate to say a girl is hot?
charlotte100 2
It's not inconsiderate when he had no clue it was his daughter.
cadillackitty 0
hahaha! pedo
skeleton_skinner 0
Lolz
thebawss 0
roflcopters I haven't read the fml yet
HelloiamBatman 0
wow. that's just wow ahahhah
thecool444 0
damn, fyl indeed
Ruprex 0
"wow boss, that 16 year old on your friends list is sexy! I wanna 'do' her! Good thing she's not your daughter or anything!"
helloello 2
actually it was his wife's profile picture he saw her in, but that should be more of a give away lol. unless the boss' wife hangs out with a young crowd
adriiana1019 0
haha! that's a fail. hope you didn't get fired OP. after all you were trying to help him find out if his wife was cheating on him.