Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
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Top comments
Mr40Hands 5
Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...
sufferinurjocks 3
That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL
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Comments (240)
hello_kitty_lovr 1
that's terrible you poor person you deserve better
twilightluvr101 4
U thought it was ok to get her all that for straight A's? Nd no offense but ur wife kind of a ho nd ur daughters a blackmailing bitch,.I wish i could be more like her lol jk!
moomoomeow2 7
Wow I'm sorry man.
cinderchan 2
i am a man, and i feel sorry for you
houstontxmex 0
See if you can get some cool stuff from your boss if you don't tell HIS wife :)
Fmlisdashyt 0
Wow fyl op.
tinar3000 6
Your life hella sucks
MrZackarius 1
That's just FUBAR
Ammi 7
YDI for thinking that was a fair reward for straight A's to begin with. Seriously. You guys are spoiling the hell out of your daughter if that is anything near what you give her for grades alone, and she will likely never understand the much of the reward that comes from the work itself. Will you be rewarding her for keeping a paying job as well? (I mean, it sucks that your wife is cheating on you, but for you to think that this is reasonable for straight A's...well, it makes me think that you're really, really gullible.) Love, A straight A student.
MrFahrenheit_fml 1
Shoot em