Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
uzee 29
well the second thing leads to the first - he gave her a raise because she gave him a raise first :D
Lordlucian 0
Now you know why she gets paid more
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Comments (72)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
so shes banging the pimp. big deal
mamamiaaa_fml 12
YDI. you should have slept with your boss when you had the chance.
Molkerei 0
She gets paid more cause obviously she is good at dealing with stiff agendas.
persianjr1 7
hey well think of it the positive way. You are SOOOOO getting a promotion soon. !!!!!!!!!!! :D
persianjr1 7
haha. true dat
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
put two and two together and go figure
ClickMyPicture 0
Is your boss hot and rich?
TheOptimist 0
If your daughter likes you, then your probably being payed more than everyone else in the company, excluding herself and very high up employees.
Nutz321 0
listen to TheOptimist.
Lordlucian 0
Now you know why she gets paid more
icecreamdriveby 5
Mmmm Lucian
uzee 29
well the second thing leads to the first - he gave her a raise because she gave him a raise first :D
eric_guenther 0
wow. best comment I've seen in awhile.
zonkeymaker 14
Hahaha funny shit x)
grandpaearthling 2
not only dies your job suck. but your daughter sucks better heehee
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
6 ftw
AceArctic 4
man! I was just gonna say something like that!
rainbowhobos 4
Maybe you should try and get in on some of that action... just sayin'.
starile 20
Wincest! MERRY CHRISTMAS, OP!
gizz104 0
So that's what it means when someone says you're gonna be on the business end of my dick. Sleeping with the boss. Nice. :p
MaJiN_fml 2
the moms jealous, hahaha
metalcruton 0
no shit
towboatdude 0
Daddy gets daughter a job= congratulations. Daddy thinks he's making more money= I've got one over on her. Daddy finds out she's making more than him= ****. Daddy finds out she's sleeping with the boss= priceless. For everything else. It's the ****** wins.
theian01 3
Fail.
crethan33 6
wat??
brootalxkeni 0
why fyl? you should be proud that she is making more. you should always want your kids to be better. as for the boss, you should be happy for her. ydi for bitching
White_Fury 0
13 I don't think being better includes sleeping your way to the top. But, if that is how you think you can better yourself...
metalcruton 0
true
brootalxkeni 0
you never know. maybe they love each other and it so happened to be the boss man. it happens.