Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I received a very angry email from the lady who interviewed me for a position at a clothing store. She told me I was entitled, unprofessional, and greedy. Apparently, “Because I need money to pay my bills and feed my daughter” wasn’t an appropriate response to, “Why do you wanna work here?” FML
Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
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Top comments
Brittneyyyy 7
What a bitch.
White_Fury 0
Look on the bright side OP, at least you are being paid enough to wear that! :)
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Comments (62)
Brittneyyyy 7
What a bitch.
iliketurdles 7
Your dog looks awesome. what breed is it may I ask? :D
EpicPear 0
The one on the left or the right?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
^^OH NO YOU DIDN'T! this reminds me of when I visited the ninja restaurant in japan. all staff were dressed as ninja. And I though they looked the same before...
atticuz 2
I'm sorry you work at Hot Dog on a Stick
mamamiaaa_fml 12
lmao 30. I like. OP uhh hmmmph. if it's a uniform then who cares doesn't matter. butt if it's your own clothing YDI.
ShadyFTW1 0
I'd take the dog on the right any day .
chocchipcookies 0
It looks like a Siberian Husky or a Malamute...? I think so :)
Brittneyyyy 7
It's a wolf :P
Waffcakes 0
RUDE.
nikkibeez 0
maybe that lady was one of those kids who mommy & daddy paid for everything and she never had to work until after college. how nice it must be to have that kind of lifestyle. not everyone is so lucky, at least you are working tho. some ppl can't get jobs.
PiMpMySaLaD 0
probaly and 2ur really hot
Nuketown 0
I agree with 22 and 37. oooh the things I would do, to mrs 22. we would lay in a bed, while I get some head, id play some black ops, shed play with my black c---
alysser0817 1
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White_Fury 0
Look on the bright side OP, at least you are being paid enough to wear that! :)
fml98kevin 4
lol yeah
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
So? It's just your uniform. Be grateful, some people don't even have jobs where they would be forced to wear a hideous getup.
counterfit 10
Yeah, not everyone can work at Hooter's.
generalasskicker 12
ah hooters exposed cleavage hot wings and some of them have bars God I love america
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Hahaha. What's the worst uniform you've ever seen?
generalasskicker 12
hmm I can't remeber what the establishment was but a girl was dressed as a mushroom in Biloxi
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Oh wow. Hahaha
generalasskicker 12
yeah I waved at her and she flipped me off
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Haha she was probably just butt hurt about having to wear a giant mushroom.
BamaPrincess2005 0
If you can't handle 1 (prob jealous) lady saying that, Hooters isn't a good job for you! I've been called a ***** & much worse during 3 years at Hooters, esp by women!
Cheekylozza 3
Agreed 4.
easwhitey 0
should have told her youd gladly pay her tomorrow for a cheese buger today...wait what?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
"Popeye" :D
giantsfan2010 23
Pffft snobs. I bet she is obese too.
kriptonite_fml 0
where is that sad robot when you need him
Falken45 0
lmao @ #9
AlejandroR 0
so at least you only have to wear it at work
kalejaxson 5
Money comes with sacrifice. Be thankful you have a job.