Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
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Top comments
bigtime_rocker 11
One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...
saIty 17
This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.
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bigtime_rocker 11
One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...
_Oblivion_ 12
Next time leave a bunch of shit on there he never wished he saw
iRoc46n2 4
23 something tells me there won't be a next time.
gc327072 31
Why would you google a person?! That's what the search bar on FB is for.... *facepalm*
MDTeddy 13
I think someone should just tell someone that they like them to avoid awkward situations. Actually, this situation may be odd either way.
pdp_fml 21
Too bad dear, how could you know that he would want to use your phone? FYL
Marrach 7
Congratulations FMLs oldest user. :)
tinkerbell9418 5
Love your shades
gc327072 31
I want to caption that picture "Ladies, contain yourselves."
journeytotheend 16
Not the oldest
kelissa_fml 16
this reminds me... I'll be right back... Must delete history just in case. :D
saIty 17
This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.
reallytho3 11
Mostly **** tho lol
stitesy29 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Only men know how to clear their history
shannonreneee 11
21, cause only guys could watch ****, right?
TomPusslicker 21
41. I think women tend to be less open to admit it to strangers though. This is based on science. I make a habit of asking random people throughout the day. I also learned that women can run pretty fast in heels if they feel the need to.
esines 9
Haha your name suits your comment pusslicker
rainbowteehee 6
No women do too! Ur just a sexist bastard. I clear my history every time I use the Internet and cough cough ****
Saryrr 3
Take the opportunity to ask him out.
Aug1508 9
I don't think that's a good idea since the crush gave OP a weird look. The crush might feel extra weird and run away, making things extra awkward between them.
gc327072 31
That would be some superb timing right there... NOT! Seriously, that would just make op look like that crazy girlfriend meme...
bananahammock9 0
That's what you get for being a Creepy McCreeperson!
Trisha_aus 15
Thank you princess consuela banana hammock
SammySteel 6
If only my account name was Crap Bag.
imavelociraptor 6
"you know a banana hammock is a speedo right???"
Jamesy52 1
First rule of being a stalker hasn't gotten caught.
Elegance 7
Op's top searches: Crush's full name. **** **** Sex toys ****.
YourAddictionx 9
That moment when there are 69 thumbs up with this comment.. Atleast now at the moment there is.
solosohigh 15
turn on private browsing (assuming you have an iPhone, idk if other phones have it). as someone who googles weird stuff, I can relate.
M3LAKNEE 3
How do you turn on private browsing?
mackenzie2323 5
Go into settings, hit safari and the option is under privacy.
stuth186 7
More importantly what did he search?
NickKuiper 8
There's a setting somewhere that deletes your search history when you exit to browser... I would suggest learning from this experience. And don't give up, maybe he's into kinky web searches...