Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
I think pedos prefer women who can't shave their ****** yet...
juls99 11
That took an unexpected turn
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Comments (57)
fluffykittens01 7
OMFG IM SORRY
CelticSkye 13
My curiosity of what the boyfriend AND BF's father said and/or did during and after the drunk woman rant is about to drive me crazy! OP... PLEASE write an update with the full story!!
chottu 16
I agree, I really need to know the reactions of the boyfriend and father. The curiosity is killing me!
Ironmayhem 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Jesus Christ!! -(Jesus Christ Kid)
juls99 11
That took an unexpected turn
Kazze 31
I think we found the star of the next Starburst contradictions commercial.
theperfectchild 13
To shave or not to shave. That is the question.
ShannonBitt 29
Half shaved, half not shaved; just to be safe.
mundanemermaid 11
Safe bet - landing strip
drayloon 50
I think pedos prefer women who can't shave their ****** yet...
brookenicolee29 27
So indecisive.
teazyfisher 15
more like ignorance
redpanda39 10
More like drunk.
xluciferx666 21
Some People do and say stupid/embarrassing stuff when they are drunk this being a prime example. If she's not like that sober than don't hold it against her good luck though
iAlissa 34
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Some people just don't know what the hell they are talking about.
gintwinsmoore 20
yeah drunk or sober...
khoov19 20
shaving or not shaving...owners choice, but jst keep things manicured is all that is really important. oh ya nd as far as his folks go wht the hell does it matter wht they think its not like they know what you do so jst laugh it off nd do wht you nd he like
Rainbow2Cloud 12
I will never understand why people leave out the a in "and" and in "what". I swear it bothers me so much.
Ashd09 30
What's the point in leaving one letter out of simple words? you literally only have to type ONE more letter per shortened word to make your comment sound better. You managed to spell what correctly one time in there.... I understand that people make mistakes and I'm not gonna jump on anybody for that but damn....
Laylette 21
Do you know what vowels are?
Wilkes2001 9
You would be great at Wheel of Fortune. Never having to buy any vowels..
gobiteme2 34
I’ll take “A” for 600 Alex