Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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akallaan 7
The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.
Complaining 13
Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.
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Comments (90)
Horcruxer 0
She should of walked in on u with a girl instead smh
carlosantana0219 2
You're an idiot, like he can control when his mom decides to walk in on him.
Horcruxer 0
Tool u obviously missed the point of what I said
carlosantana0219 2
Oh, your saying his mom should have brought a girl for him. Got ya, but still that's dumb. Has your mom done that for you?
meant2luv 2
Try locking a door maybe...
afulks78 11
Fyl indeed !
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Lock the door! Sheesh lol
Feedmyaddiction5 14
How often do you whack off lol
carlosantana0219 2
Haha. Nice
Horcruxer 0
U would say nice Carlos since that's all u can do since u get NO tail
carlosantana0219 2
How about you grow up and stop jerkin' it and get a girl, bj's and sex are so much better. A hand jobs even better wanking it.
desireev 18
68- Wow.. Seems like I have alot to say to you today! Lol Anyway, I would think that "wanking it" would be better than hand jobs. I say that because "wanking it" and a hand job are the same exact thing!... Except "wanking it" is owner operated.. And every man knows how to work his own equipment, right? With a hand job, you're probably not getting the satisfaction you'd be getting if you just did it yourself. Am I correct? I think so... Just an assumption though.. I think I could be on to something though.. Haha
ikickgingers 15
Somebody needs a hug. Js.
NAAMxLOOS 11
How 'bout you stop commenting until you're well out of puberty, hmm?
carlosantana0219 2
Okay. First off I realize I was a bit of an ass. I've been in OP's position (minus getting caught by mom), getting a girl is easier said than done, 79 maybe you can agree since apparently you're a guy and agree a girls touch is different that the guys own. 82 yes your correct about a guy knowing how to operate his own equipment/machinery...but, just laying back and receiving is so satisfying. For me at least, the ****** is intensified cause I'm just laying back and doing nothing but receiving.
carlosantana0219 2
It's like scratching your own back, it always feels better when someone else does it for you. 82 have you never pleasured yourself and then been pleasured by someone else. If you haven't then do both of those first then come back to me and say whether you're onto something or not. 79 why the hell would you think I've got a girl, even though you are correct. And why would you think I'm jobless and laying around ******* all the time? Actually, on both some how you're correct, I'm married (and she cost nothing, people who pay for sex are disgusting) she works full time and I go to a university full time.
shanemcunt 10
Every guy I know married, single, gf bf etc jacks off... Even with a great sex life
N8Diggity 1
Is your real name "******* you"?
BaconBoy75 2
One time my aunt walked in on my wanking while I was in a camper at the county fair. She was concerned because the camper was rocking. So I feel your shame.
FalconCrunch 4
Did you spooge in her face?
jeannie_brooke 0