Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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itsmeJustinC131313 2
You've gotta learn the art of silence
RichardPencil 32
And now you lived one.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
And now you lived one.
itsmeJustinC131313 2
You've gotta learn the art of silence
Sinshine 28
Or to lock the door...
Chen Zhibang 8
Any FML that starts with OP touching himself is going to be a good one.
maikeru1979 23
She!. OP was a woman.
Jackey 29
If God had intended us not to **********, he would’ve made our arms shorter. - George Carlin Though, seriously, you need to invest in a lock.
bloopaloop 27
She knew what you were doing. Parents always do
alycion 39
So many of these types of situations can be avoided if you just learn how to lock a door. Go figure.
Sam Siggers 8
Or do it at different times of the day, when they are asleep, out to dinner or something or even work.
Jonkbaby 23
NICE!!!