Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
King_of_Kings 3
talk about privacy
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
foseberry3 0
well at least she knocked...
melpo 0
She DID knock though...
Lemuel_fml 5
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What a cougar
ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
King_of_Kings 3
so, your mom has the key to your room?
maddog_fml 0
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Don't **********? :)
Justin23L 2
Why would she do that?
Major_Whupass 3
That's just not possible...
skitsmuffin 6
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Guess everyone on fml is wankers
skitsmuffin 6
Clue du blue
OptimusSlime 23
Whether or not OP masturbates is their own decision. But the fact that their mom walked in despite the door being locked AND then saying they're naked is disgraceful. I'm so tired of parents not respecting their kid's privacy yet its those same parents that get mad when the child walks in. Same thing with expecting kids to love their parents, just because it was their parents that gave life to them.
sweetcharades 0
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you should have just said you were masturbating. She wouldn't have come in. lol She is your mother, so of course she's seen you naked and wouldn't be put off walking in on you naked.... but honestly, say you're masturbating next time. She will not walk in if you tell the truth. lol
Melissa92_fml 13
Uh no. They are entitled to their privacy like any other human being. It was wrong for their mother to barge in like that. I would have flipped. I offer the same respect to my family when entering their rooms by knocking first so I expect the same decency.
MRosellini 2
Are you stupid?!
bopersonn 13
Why the living **** would you do that.
five_k 0
that's when i would try to change door locks
TheNewGuy03 29
Since OP's mother didn't have the decency to listen to an obvious warning, OP should have just waved her lady bits in a gyrating motion and moaned just as the mom was entering the room. If that doesn't deter her, I don't know what will.
Jimboom 12
Whats the point of locking it if you are not going to A. leave the key in so your mom can't unlock it from the other side or B. not give your parents a key?
itsxbabyxjay 0
You can also pick a lock. Just saying.
Synistiel 14
Not everybody has a lock that requires a key. My lock can be opened with a nail. And some parents will take away the lock altogether, as they think they have a right to go in whenever.
ButlerOfChaos 7
They do... It's their house.
turtles4life 24
Not if it's not of those sliding bolt locks on the inside of the door.
Creat1ve 0
How did your mom open the door when u locked it, I'm assuming from inside, right??
MrFluff 9
Maybe she used a lock that was outside the door? I think that's what most people have in their houses.
ArmoredSandwich 0
What a grinch!