Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Top comments
akallaan 7
The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.
Complaining 13
Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.
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Comments (90)
Mirorbo 27
Have any of your geniuses yet realized that maybe his Mother has a key to his home?
Isoldael 27
Was afraid no one was gonna post this. Several family members have a key to this house, but I wouldn't want them to barge in while I'm here without knocking / ringing the doorbell anyway. FYL, OP, and hope she will learn to knock.
heyred 11
Just because someone has a key - presumably for OPs emergency purposes - doesn't mean that they have a right to use it when they think no one is home.
OhLohd111 11
Sorry, I guess my geniuses are not as smart as yours :/
tmd4L 7
Did she have a key or did you forget to lock your door because you were thinking with your other head?
DjeePee 25
Aargh, why is everybody here suggesting that he should lock his door? Firstly, since I don't know anybody who leave his front door wide open, it probably was locked. But that lock isn't very useful if your mom has the key. Secondly, does anybody here really lock his bedroom/living room door if you want to ********** while living alone? His mom shouldn't walk randomly into his house without him being aware of it.
btstig 11
Exactly. I say he was waiting for her.
zombicidal 11
I only know a couple people who lock the doors to their houses at all but that probably because I live in a town of around 1,000 people
lrgenesis 19
Maybe it was his own place but his mom was over for the holidays or something. In that case lock the door, but if she randomly walked in then yeah your comment makes total sense
Brainspoil 2
From the tone of op's message, having his mom walk in on him is not an uncommon event. Perhaps he secretly desires this. Even further, he wants his mom to, "give him a hand," so to say.
memob123 0
Umm..I don't think so
rabbittboi 18
Calm down there, Oedipus.
UnluckyDude96 8
Great invention, revolutionary! It's called KOCKING!
OhLohd111 11
I have not heard of this invention, do explain this "kocking" please? Oh and brainspoil, you are a strange person with a dirty mind. Usually this is fun, yet incest is not a very funny joke. Just for future reference :)
majorasshole 4
Take her keys away, that shit ain't cool to come and go as she pleases.
midnight165 5
You shouldve looked her in the eye and finished strong like a beast and If she had any disputes about it then tell her to gtfo.
jobsman99 0
Sounds like this is not the first time she has walked in on you stroking your meat. Maybe she and you both enjoy it. Did you stop or did you finish with her there? Like others have said, you could lock the door. Or turn down the volume on the **** movie you are watching.
Meljonn 0
Thanks, I'm not the only one..
ikickgingers 15
Everyone says lock your door... I guess but really I tend to be a bit ditzy. My cousin and and step father have a key to my house and my car. It's easier then calling a smithy when I lock myself out or lose my keys..
KaskStunter 4
It's just wanking mate. It could've been worse and you know it.