Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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akallaan 7
The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.
Complaining 13
Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.
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Comments (90)
LadyA13 1
That'll teach her to just walk into your place!
WorldsGhost 2
Despite being 21 and living in your own house, you should have a relationship to go with it, and be at least 50 miles from your mother.
cyanidexgrimm 0
hahahaha epic. dude dont moms have the shittiest timing?
camj123 4
look her straight in the eyes and finish like a boss
Lucky7Samson 10
Who on earth could actually look at their mother and finish? That'd be like the black plague for my boner.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
That's why I put up a sign on my apartment door that says "jacking off, be back in 2"
MGgrace 9
..did she join you?
millsjoshua949 12
Lock the door. I will never understand why people don't lock their doors. ydi