Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Top comments
akallaan 7
The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.
Complaining 13
Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.
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Comments (90)
sonspeedy 4
U deserve it because you gave your mom a key to your place, apparently.
willow_smithO_o 0
lock your door wont happen again
Zareen 0
Seriously ppl? Who locks their room door in their own house with no one else around? I dont know anyone who does!!
NullPointer 20
I do. I always lock my room door out of habit. If I don't do it everytime I'll end up forgetting sometimes.
carlosantana0219 2
Well your OCD
FMLsOhilarious 6
I'm not going to say that you should've locked your door like everyone else is because your doors were most likely locked already, but your mom has a key. I definitely don't think this is a YDI because since it's YOUR place, you should be able to ********** wherever you please. So FYL OP for having a mother that doesn't at least call to say she's coming over beforehand.
DocBastard 40
What a whacky story.
Okayitwasme 0
Your mom won't do that again!
carlosantana0219 2
You're retarded, it is made pretty clear that mom has walked in on him stroking his wood before
desireev 18
71- Actually.. It was NOT made clear that she had walked in on him doin his thing before.. OP said "Today, I am 21 and I live alone, my mom still managed to walk in on me, blah blah blah...." The FML part of it is that even though he's a grown man and he has his own home, his mother is still acting like he's a child and just walking in on him. Yes, her walking in while he was doing his business sucked. But he's mad about the fact that she still walks in on him even though he's grown and has his own home.. So think about what you say before calling people "retarded".. Because what you said, in fact, was incorrect...
desireev 18
*Adding to my comment to 71*- What you said was CLEARLY an assumption.. So if you don't have anything nice or smart to say, don't say anything at all...
Okayitwasme 0
Let's hope not poor OP!
grands138 4
Nice name, OP, but you can (and should!) keep your Kung Fu grip to yourself.
perdix 31
I hope you weren't in mid-squirt at the time. Otherwise, you could palm it off as part of a total-body self-message.
blutigenbonbon 10
Awkward indeed.
purpleman321 4
Smh-.-