Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Top comments
akallaan 7
The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.
Complaining 13
Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.
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Comments (90)
yowzerz 5
YDI for either leaving your door unlocked or giving your mom a key without setting up rules like "no coming over without a warning call"... dummy.
hellonyancat 6
Yes, because mothers always follow that rule.
KingHumboldt707 0
this is why you should either lock your door. or get a girlfriend you loser
sandmancometh 3
Dude your mom is rude for not knocking. And you are a tool for giving her a key.
ITrustNoOne 3
Well junk in hand + mom = locked doors for the next time.
mlw63 0
Why the hell do people put this kinda shit on here? Thats gross dude I don't want to know about you masterbating.
WordSmyth 2
"Just checking for testicular cancer, nothing to see here"
sodapopper 6
Looks like the radar goes both ways
ehTeam 4
At least she didn't ask if she could join
OhLohd111 11
...what? Seriously, what's wrong with you?
KiddNYC1O 22
"I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!"