Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Boundaries
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Pranked!
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Knock first!
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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Randomness911 12
So this makes me wonder, how many times has this happened before??
PhoenixChick 26
Ask your mom to wash your sheets. And ask your dad to build you a new bed. After you burn the old one. Then burn the sheets too and ask your mom for new ones.
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Comments (29)
ImminentDisaster 12
The only way to fix this problem is with some petrol and a match.
macone 30
"They deserved it"
childproofpizza 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did you join in?
MidnaLink 35
Sick ****.
Tarlachia 33
So, who won that wrestling match?
JadeMinu 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well... you do live in their house.. Therefore, "your" room is actually theirs lol... ;)
Arashikage 18
Do you think before you type
PhoenixChick 26
Ask your mom to wash your sheets. And ask your dad to build you a new bed. After you burn the old one. Then burn the sheets too and ask your mom for new ones.
Randomness911 12
So this makes me wonder, how many times has this happened before??
mekiswrite 21
I don't think a sane person would want to know that- at least this way they can convince them self that it's the first and only time it's happened. Even though this probably isn't the first or last time it will happen.
indienerdgirl 27
You poor soul. One of the many reasons we need to invent brain bleach. Nobody needs those memories.
RichardPencil 32
Complaining about your parents having sex is denying your own existence.
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
I don't think it was so much the "having sex" part as much as the "in my room" part that bothered OP
RichardPencil 32
I agree with you. That's pretty disgusting.
Aiden89 23
Somethings cannot be unseen. Therapy?