Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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dirtroadboy 7
jackass
kickazz16 15
Think before you speak.
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Comments (132)
dirtroadboy 7
jackass
IceeCreamm 7
You were barking up the wrong tree buddy.
muzy 23
what a pleb
lotto_boi 3
You mean yelling at the wrong dog?
evan_789 7
Can't you tell your dogs bark from anothers? We have three dogs, two of which are the same breed, but all seem to have different barks. Oh, and btw, nice truck number 1. I don't normally like dodges, but it looks really nice with those wheels. Is it a stick, or an automatic?
ScaughtieHolden 11
The bigger the truck, the smaller the..
nahgemoohc 17
bitch, you deserved it
thiscrazything 1
45 your comment is purely due to jealousy. I feel bad for you. Dodge trucks rule.
njgohard 16
So sorry that your mother was an inbred.
_Oblivion_ 12
says the guy with a million dollar sportscar as his pic..
rabbittboi 18
45 - the miles per gallon?
kyarush 10
Dodge. For those who squat to pee..
malnourished_pig 5
Road!
MelPru 15
Why do people think that when someone is hating on something it is because they are jealous. That is stupid
dirtroadboy 7
6 speed standard shift
dirtroadboy 7
that was meant for 41 btw.
nic7973 23
:)
ChronicBluntz420 7
Second.. Damn. But first comment was ******* dumb.
xlorawrz 9
So is yours.
ChronicBluntz420 7
Go **** yourself.
kickazz16 15
Think before you speak.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I think he managed to think before speaking (or in this case, "bellowing"). The only problem was that OP was accusing the neighbor without really taking any action to check and see whose dog was really barking, especially if OP himself owns a dog. Sorry, OP, YDI.
ScaughtieHolden 11
18 you're contradicting yourself. You said he did think before he spoke, then you said he didn't..
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
18- seriously u should have not wasted time with this comment..
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#44 - You're right, I did contradict myself. Whoops! Thank you, though. #106 - Let me fix your sentence for you. Okay? "Seriously*,* you* should have not wasted time with your* comment.*" Learn proper English punctuation, capitalization, spelling, and use the proper word(s) when directing a comment/statement/question/etc. toward someone. Okay? Thank you.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Hey thanks bitch :D
princessbits 17
OP is a dumbass for not checking his dog first. And why would he yell at the neighbor for half an hour?
JBChristian 47
#122, the dog was bellowing for half an hour.
icy37 10
I would say you're dumbass, but since everyone else would, I'll just say this was quite amusing.
Vocal1 0
yes. ^^^
xSonic 9
No ^^^
DKjazz 20
Yes vvv
Torva_fml 16
Shut up^^^^^^^
missyj0 12
... ******.
tellithowitis 13
Just quietly back up and pretend that never happened. It will save you some embarrassment...
miserypoison 13
Idiotic fool..
bizarre_ftw 22
You, sir, take the cake! I bow to you
xlorawrz 9
I read #6's comment in Mr. Moseby's voice. :3
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
I read it in Darth Vader's voice. >:)
Grimmerie 31
I read it in Nightmare Moon's voice.
Sanch101 7
Not the most intelligent moment in this individual's life.
DigitalFusion 4
Or maybe it was.
Wangan_Warrior 9
If so that would be extremely depressing for OP. He would have to talk to his therapist. Or his microwave, not sure he'd be able to see the difference
Sanch101 7
Let's hope i this was the most intelligent moment in the OP's let they don't let them breed. ;)
btstig 11
Op's dog " HA HA And he thinks I'm the idiot"
Savra_fml 17
Everyone is entitled to be stupid OP, but you are abusing the provilege. YDI
ShutUpAndStare 7
Such a perfect comment I'll even ignore the spelling mistake :)
chouter21 10
How could you not recognize your dog's bark?
efemel94 7
Well done you silly ****