Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
fuck
Airdrie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Late reaction
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Cynical
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Audrey
🌶️ Spicy
My eyes! My eyes!
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
Tanzania 🌶️ Spicy
So frustraaaatiiiiiing
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Top comments
4toestatue 7
haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"
upintheorange 5
yep, those knobs are always hard.
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Comments (123)
waterynuggets 0
Here comes the bride!
White667 0
More importantly, did you then stop? Or continue =P
Crush89 0
All these people masturbating and noone using locks?!
Exodus_499 0
Or was *she* the one masturbating?
koolitaliano 0
LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES AND FINISH LIKE A BEAST!!!
me199 0
I guess thats better then you doing it in her house or your fiances
IDigSmartLadies 0
WIN!
Snow_Daisy 7
lmAo @25!! Hahaha that's freakin funny!! :D
CleanSheets 0
#25 win
jmaldona 0
LOL!!! he totally should have..
sucks4you09 0
if it's ur house it's ur mom-in-law's fault that she will be having nightmares
poooook 0
#25's victoryyy is agreed(:
j2484 0
y was she in ur house ur fiance's mom is a major stalker
CaRoLlo727 0
to 23.. yeaah i know everybody FMLs about it like lock your door
Newbie21 1
I agree it doesn't make any sence
p00nhandler 0
u should have asked her to finish u off!
imma1pimp 0
hahahahah penis
Yankeepunk 0
lmao haahhahah this is by far the funiest responce ever hahaha. when I read the fml I got a little horny, man Porns really ****** me up
ScarletMontgomar 0
ROFLMFAO
CabZ_fml 0
lolol 25 is fckin jokes
F3n0m 0
#25 GENIUS!! he'll yes
ownedurmom 1
The heck???
4toestatue 7
haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"
Eddie_Paints 0
It's a chick dude!
SliceNthrice 0
big vaj?
sasha_is_my_name 5
Hahaha ewwwws
pepetto 0
have you not heard of licking the door?
Lg11 3
locking*
Cupcaken 0
New fetish possibly?
upintheorange 5
yep, those knobs are always hard.
techweed 12
Winning
KrazyKatz3 26
Does that work? Mmm sounds fun...
demon 4
yeah but I wouldn't suggest it. I'd say he should just lock it haha
Blue_Black_fml 21
reminds of george costanza in seinfeld, when his mother walking in on him, she started falling down, and he didnt know whether to go keep her from falling, or zip up!!
ButtNekked 0
haha a cosmo magazine
mattf013 0
I thought it was glamour
toeknee33 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wow if she's going to be your in-law then that means you have a gf. WTF are you doing masterbating if you have a partner??
jessliston22 0
a mother-in-law is the mother of the fianceé or fiancé. if she is a girl, it could be her fiancé's mother.
jonny2x4 0
The OP is a woman.
CaysonJon 11
OP could still have a girlfriend..
lil_ham1644 29
Sometimes the partner may not be in the mood. Or maybe she just likes it
summerloolooloo 0
That must have been awkward...
JustDial911 0
quite
happyhak 5
#9, just because the OP has a soon-to-be-bride gf doesnt mean he can stop natural things like masturbaiting...btw, OP, how could your soon to be mother in law get in to your house if the door was locked...you lock your doors, right?
SliceNthrice 0
OP is a woman
CleanSheets 0
people just can't read these days like they used too...
toeknee33 0
#11 that's wrong tho cus that means your partner isn't satisfying your needs very good.and he or she is about to get married..WTF
waterynuggets 0
Happens, but either way people ********** whether they're single or in a relationship. Their partner is out of town, they just wanna rub one out for the night, couples often ********** together, etc.
AlterEggo 0
Why are we assuming OP is a guy? Women **********, too.
Lozza 0
My innocence!
CleanSheets 0
Yes, yes we do.
BrownSugar_fml 5
we're changing your name to "not so clean sheets"
fatderplips 0
well it has the female symbol in the corner..
z3r0nline 0
hahaha FYL big time!!