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Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
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Top comments
Jaymail 19
Masturbating is a normal activity we all do. Most of us at least. No reason to feel “violated”. Get into the habit of knocking or otherwise making your presence known before you enter a room where your Mother may be.
wysegirl 24
Did you even knock before entering the room she was in? She should be the one uncomfortable not you.
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Jaymail 19
Masturbating is a normal activity we all do. Most of us at least. No reason to feel “violated”. Get into the habit of knocking or otherwise making your presence known before you enter a room where your Mother may be.
spinspinsugar 12
I agree with half your statement. yes, op should've knocked, without a doubt, and yes masturbation is normal. but I disagree, op should feel violated because OP's eyes were violated. how would you feel walking if you walked in on either parent or any older family member masturbating? and don't tell me you wouldn't cuz you'd knock, that's not the point. you'd feel violated and uncomfortable too
wysegirl 24
Did you even knock before entering the room she was in? She should be the one uncomfortable not you.
daddycaitlin 13
This is why knocking is a thing. She should be the one to feel violated, not you. How old are you that you feel this way? You’re obviously immature.
RichardPencil 32
You're the one doing the violating. Tell Dad he needs to step up his game.
bloopaloop 27
You came out of there ya know.
Rae Miller 10
Was it her birthday?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I felt the same way when the MAGA nuts started ******* the country.
Robert Cruikshank 7
By doing what? Caring about the country?
thatkorean 5
How does that make YOU feel violated? YOU walked in on HER. If anyone has a right to feel violated it’s her. That’s why you don’t walk into your parent’s bedroom without knocking. So in my opinion, YDI
dlenny 0
Wanted to walk away implies they didn't walk away by choice.
Brightside86 31
I wonder if your mom will now start passive aggressively knocking before she enters your bedroom now.