Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
meggieeeee92 27
I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?
shinikageWolf 15
God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.
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Comments (158)
meggieeeee92 27
I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?
Cass_x 22
OP's roommate obviously
RadikulRam 16
Cats.
ohSNAPyall 27
Someone who should not be living in the dorms.
vikky538 29
or a new bathtub...
pandalover69 26
Why is #27 down voted, it's true. Trust me.
ArturoRamirez 16
I just realized, where did the roommate shower if the bathtub was full of crap?
jbombdighetty 11
the toilet
Arathis 19
What a shitty roommate.
BodyCountEndless 20
You can just let yourself out
shessohighh 10
I am really hoping OP meant to say "sitting" and got auto corrected. D:
jojimugo 20
#38 when someone is ******** in the bathtub I don't think showering is high on their list of things to do
PhoenixMartinez 30
#38 maybe they have a separate shower
Frammy007 7
Yes, in the real world you can get out of your lease simply by requesting your landlord kick them out and find you a new roommate!
lonerlarry123 12
clearly OPs roommate
Xkillz302 10
serial killers , lunatics , social path, psychopaths
slimkelsey 17
That is completely freaking nasty.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Yea that surely is a shitty situation!
angiemarie96 25
No kidding, hence their username...
EKDH 11
Wtf! That calls for a major intervention and new roommate. And a lot of gas masks
JustinJK 21
They might be in an apartment with a lease agreement. might not be able to just get a new roommate
patrickalamo 48
One of life's bleachable moments.
Lanker 17
#3 OP is also gonna need a new bathtub.
allieloo081 12
And about sixty gallons of bleach
shinikageWolf 15
God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.
man_in_black08 28
That is a violation in the room mate agreement!
Aquaman911 18
Bazinga!
Uuuuxc 7
that is a violation of a lot of things. Number one being common human decency
tazmanmike2013 17
Sounds like your roommate needs a little "wall to wall counseling" before you put them on the street.
The_Avatar 22
I threw up a little in my mouth... Fyl op
lazrguideddonut 3
Theres a button for that, mate.
LowExpectations 30
There's a button for throwing up in your mouth? Ew.
The_Avatar 22
Hahaha for some of these i totally feel there should be
thinblue32 15
Makes me wonder what happened to the toilet..
PhilSnake22 13
By the sounds of it, absolutely nothing at all.
Michael903 18
That is why I say, No roommates EVER!"
pandalover69 26
Most people don't have that luxury. Either your really lucky or you still live with your parents.
elcee1987 18
I'm with #9. I choose to skimp a bit and pay for my own apt now than have roommates ever again. Bitches be crazy.
NakedandAfraid 14
Downed for random, lone quotation mark.
magikarpsmurfs 19
That's a "shitty" situation..
badluckalex 23
so did you...
Flaming_Pandas 15
Wow good one man I just laughed my ******* ass off at that work of art. Keep up the great puns. -No one ever
theaaxis 27
OP did it themself this time! Pay a tad more attention ;)