Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Top comments
akallaan 7
The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.
Complaining 13
Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.
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Comments (90)
HunterAlpha1 8
just because you have your own place doesn't mean you don't need to lock your doors. you're lucky it was your mom who walked in on you; it could've been some dirtbag with a club wanting to take your stuff. and if your door was locked but your mom had a key, there are such things as deadbolts, chains, and other means of keeping your door closed when you want some privacy.
Weirdchick56 4
Ahhh yes mothers with keys, some advice don't give her one.
tolord567 0
At least you didn't walk in on her in your house.
lewk908 13
there's no "h" in wacking
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yes there is, dumbass.
jtthegr8 26
Tell her you weren't masturbating you were cleaning it and it went off
TonyIsMyDog 2
Sure she did....suuuure....
littledragon 3
Morale of the story: lock your door :P
smamlatina 4
Lock ur doors
btnick 1
Lock the door from the inside. They never learn.
ashtynperlatti17 1
21 and still doing that?! ....having girl problems?
Mirorbo 27
By your logic, a lady who touches herself or has a sex toy has trouble with men (or women). I suppose self-pleasure is inappropriate passed a certain age now? Enlighten me on what that age might be. I will write it down so I can remember to better inform the masses.