Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
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myGRAM 14
Which muscle were you stretching?
lexred 30
You can't help it OP...some people in this world are born bitches.
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lexred 30
You can't help it OP...some people in this world are born bitches.
ona16 22
Yea and when it comes to complaints like that. Makes me very cautious where I stand what I do. It takes on false claim to ruin your life.
myGRAM 14
Which muscle were you stretching?
coming back in the future 30
Can't be the penis cause the penis has no muscles.
Shadowpartner 11
^ Speaking from experience are we?
Vintage_Cola 29
@30 Drops mic as the theater lights up from that supa hot fire.
Comrox 19
Sounds like overprotective parents. Sorry OP!
KneeJerker 24
If you were naked, I could see a possibility. Assuming you were clothed, thats a fairly rash assumption, OP. Hope you clear it up!
Ajwc95 23
sorry I thumbs down your comment stupid fingers :(
justelizabeth 12
I'm sorry, I know that must suck but it's really funny..
theoldman 22
She wasn't bathing; she was just playing so why would it matter?
bsnowxo 12
Because people look at children when they in bathing suits as well... So thats why the child and parents reacted that way
Kielnmsoftly 26
It's still unreasonable unless the guy was looking directly at her the whole ******* time.
militarybrat 21
19 people can look at children when they are clothed head to toe. It makes no difference.
coming back in the future 30
You know it's a problem when their first instinct is to think that.
dudeutookhrs 24
Can't do anything nowadays without people thinking everything is about them
WolfsScar 15
You should go try to explain yourself..
smoothies14 32
How old is this girl that she understands peeping but plays in a kiddie pool?
leogachi 15
@11 My parents taught me that stuff when I was first able to form complete sentences.
sweetbliss3 37
glad I read your comment.I thought OP wrote peeing. that's what I get for reading when just waking up.
laden_swallow09 35
You're not alone, 31. I've been awake for hours and I read it as "peeing" the first few times.