Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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Top comments
tweetypie 18
Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!
RadikulRam 16
I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.
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Comments (246)
ikickgingers 15
Beware of the ROUS :)
Somepplschildren 0
Now thats a dry spell.
sucks2BEyouu 0
no wonder you have 19 sex toys...
Jibblets2367 7
I JUST HAD SEEEEEXXX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD!
Raybundles 5
Your friend should invest in a *****.
KaskStunter 4
Masturbation is sex too. And you get to keep all the bed to yourself!
cornyrob 33
Maybe the two of you should hook up.
foxmatrix15 8
U should just explain how most people don't have sex at all and compared to those people she's a giant *****
mrFTW 3
someone's a *****/sex addict :/ proud of you op
Sionnach 10
Five years, eight months and counting. Quit your bitching, OP.