Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
No more yodelling
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Lost in music
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Suspicious minds
Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML
The Voice
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Neighbours from hell
Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Why do you live next door to your parents? WTF?
ambowew 7
You must have been singing for a bloody long time if the police arrived before you finish, because everyone knows they take their time. I would have rung as well, learn to shut the **** up.
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ambowew 7
You must have been singing for a bloody long time if the police arrived before you finish, because everyone knows they take their time. I would have rung as well, learn to shut the **** up.
ScaughtieHolden 11
1 Maybe he was doing other cleaning before that, you seem like a very short tempered person. And maybe it wasn't your parents, unless you live at the end of a street, or live in a really open area, then it might have been the neighbors on the other side.
Lanceeden 12
Why do you live next to your parents? Haha
ygdrassil 17
Don't you have heighbors on the other side?
oxemilyxo 5
tezt
LaughinStock 16
maybe he lives on the corner of the block 37
FreakingFYou 13
I agree with 20. calm down dude. if you don't like the FML don't comment on it. simple.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
who uses the word "bloody"?? are you British?
wisftovpfr 0
I'd do whatever I want in my house. which I do. Like walking around naked. o/
wisftovpfr 0
it is weird that being logical and reasonable got you downvoted.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Mamas boy (:
Jonscarl 0
if I was your parents I would do that for fun
shattered567 0
Wow strong opinion i like it ha ha :D
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Why do you live next door to your parents? WTF?
docscientist 10
Yeah, wtf. Everyone knows parents spread filth and foul disease. Get as far away as possible!
docscientist 10
-once
Taconuggets 0
You fail for living next door to your parents.
alyshackboc 0
You fail for using the term 'fail.'
Tsunami87 17
your parents are even more annoying than mine
samnasser08 1
OMG! Which parents do that!?
frodoman 13
well hers do that lol
OceanBreathesSal 5
ladies and gentlemen we have yet another Sarahbella.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
really ... HERS! smh
shovels 0
hang in there pal
capt_awesome1 11
move.
GeraldisTheG 3
bitch get out the way
IHeartJimi02 0
How long were you taking to unload the dishwasher? it usually takes cops a while to show up somewhere.
IHeartJimi02 0
show*
CEG3 0
Yup because like they say: In America, the pizza always arrives faster than the police.
GothicAngel17 24
Perhaps they are trying to be subtle in telling you that "No, you should NOT audition for American Idol, honey."
CasualZombie 6
prolly just a prank. your parents are hilarious.
Ariannalang 0
How is calling the cops a prank?
GothicAngel17 24
#15 Quite easily. They obviously wouldn't bother OP once they realised that there was nothing of concern. Plenty of people do it.
heathersmorin 0
cops have better things to do then just go on prank calls. I think the parents would know better.
almira_fml 5
may be you are not very good singer...and your parents don't wanna tell you that directly....