SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Jill04
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
How did it go?
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
No date for me
United States
Weird encounter
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Krissy
Fort Wayne, United States
Let's not do this again
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Top comments
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.
katsteak 0
Well you can hardly trust anyone now.
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katsteak 0
Well you can hardly trust anyone now.
katsteak 0
*now a days
imaginaryvoice 18
Technically, that doesn't need to be corrected. But if you insist, do it right. Nowadays*
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#1- Agreed! People suck. OP- So what? At least he trusts himself. Some (most?) people are insecure about themselves and don't even trusts themselves like that. Just try to open him up a little. You never know, you can still make an awesome friend (:
broken_red_wagon 6
:D this guy sounds like a fun person! Maybe i wouldn't date him but it sounds like he could offer a different perspective.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Is he his own girlfriend, too? since he beats his how farret.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
My dog is my best friend
bebe088 0
Shahahahaha.
frankothetanko 0
? I don't understand what your trying to say
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
66 - Really?
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.
xosportsgirl14x 8
Not really.
thebaconweave 0
so true!
AngrehPirate 0
Let's be honest we would all be our own best friend.
sprucemoose 0
sadly that's true Haha
IdaE 17
So true.……
Muslimgal92 0
Haha well it is called blind date! You never know what weirdo is going to come:)
xoxPatrina 8
Awh, he's a loner. He needs a good woman in his life(;
JustinComments 3
His right hand was probably his "lover" too.
me_gusta_eso 1
What if he's a lefty?
btstig 11
Now your thinking outside the box.
VoteForTaco 8
27-Yup, her name was Pamela Handerson .
12chris 0
Palmala Handerson
DevLights 1
Hand Solo
MLK12345 4
27- If thats the case then I have two lovers because I'm ambidextrious.
bitchslapped22 14
49 and 61 are winners for life
twogingers1fire 7
31- *you're
sugarandspice33 0
Wow somebody is a loner... Get him an imaginary friend!!! Problem solved.
raphanne_fml 33
d(^_^)b "Aaaaw friend, aaaw new friend, friend!"... The Inbetweeners, anyone?
JCiarkowski7 3
Well, I guess that's one step better than having an imaginary friend as a best friend! :-)
Mr25_fml 14
so if him and his best friend ever fight over a girl.... *ponders*
22jrdn55 15
Forever alone!
TheRealBrianGrif 7
Then let him be his own cheap date too :P