Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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Top comments
tweetypie 18
Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!
RadikulRam 16
I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.
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Comments (246)
Ssampson1464 0
start getting out more then.
janro72 10
she's tryin to get with you... and you know it! ;)
Mea022796 2
Well let's see....... The lat time I had sex was never so it could be worse
Dracoboxer357 36
With all due respect, if you were regularly sexually active, which I'm not suggesting you need to be, you'd know what you're missing, and going without afterwards is less enjoyable. $20 bucks says OP likely misses sharing the intimacy of a close relationship with someone more than just getting intercourse. Not talking down to you btw, I'm kinda hoping you did get that and were just tossing out a comment. Cheers!
Sionnach 10
Five years, eight months and counting. Quit your bitching, OP.
Okayitwasme 0
Sorry OP, sounds rough.
ZDK5498 6
get out there OP! there is someone for everyone! (even for scumbags)
roxybeachgirl7 3
It drives me crazy when people say that.
ITrustNoOne 3
Dont worry the people that are getting on you for ur lack of sex are probably running around with herpes and dont know it.
JaysFanStu 3
Lower your standards, raise your average!!
Rasetsu 10
18-year-old virgin girl here. If I have to wait 3 years for true love, I WILL. Don't let your friend get to you! :)