Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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Top comments
tweetypie 18
Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!
RadikulRam 16
I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.
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Comments (246)
bane103366 0
Someone doesnt have a dad:)
redbeard9990 7
have sex with your friend
superchadley 8
@#243 Problem...solved!
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
How ungrateful of you. There is more important things than sex.
RinnaRae22 8
I have never had sex. I am waiting till marriage and im perfectly happy. Your friend just sounds like a ****. This isnt an FML. Congrats on keeping your legs closed wetherw you wanted to or not.
RinnaRae22 8
Bottom line is your friend is a ****.
ItsThisGirl 17
your friend is pathetic
Pushka 8
Wow @ every1 who thinks the friend is 'a ****' ...what's wronge with havin a healthy libido, proods !? Not havin sex in 2 weeks sux..not havin sex in 3 years is creepy... unless ofc you are frigide or somethin.
xxsakuraxx 29
Yeah? Well I'm a twentyone year old virgin and I haven't dated anyone since I was seventeen. In my defense I am a multipal rape victim. I want to date but I'm too scared.
keven501 12
I can fix that problem
sharksfan48 13
2 weeks isn't even that long though