Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
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abbyade 21
It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.
DaRito 25
You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.
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Comments (92)
feliciaheartu 21
That sucks. Get it?
Lorenzo1102 21
So does your comment
worldclassrager 41
Actually I don't...am I alone with this?
bingalingading 12
there's always that one person...
weswheatley 14
And in this case, they were here first. Ugh.
bazookajoey 27
If you have to ask if we get it, it's probably not a good joke
Lorenzo1102 21
Change the date on her phones calendar
KitchKraft 21
Clever
JustinJK 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
THAT'S RAPE!!! FORCING HER TO HAVE SEX WHEN SHE CAN'T! - Feminazis
MzZombicidal 36
Wow, what a hilarious, unwarranted joke about rape, #32.
Reider022 16
How many of those appointments does she have on her schedule sounds pretty busy to me
aruden 25
Having to schedule in sex sounds like she is a prostitute
wanted_2_want 40
Right!?! OP needs to start interviewing for a new relationship.
Exaspera 55
Are there that many guys ahead of you?!
abbyade 21
It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.
logan00_fml 15
Gay
X_KassidyRose_X 12
Just come in earlier, it's not like she's gonna have any other patients waiting.
Toller017 14
who that he knows of lol
DaRito 25
You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.
abNormal62 23
Cuckolding?
cjigsss95 12
how many people does she give appointment to that you get it after two weeks?
Cebolamole 13
Can I get an appointment for three weeks from today, please?
igg125 30
What kind of business is she running? You need to get to the front of the line