clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
fmeplease
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time to pretend
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
DrySpellcaster
🌶️ Spicy
Get it on, bang a gong
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
AudreyUs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Top comments
tpike1296 11
with a name like "beiberfever" you arent!
fourzerofour 0
I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.
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Comments (68)
bullshit17 1
you suck
Nsc 0
You keep them on at all times? I thought I was the only one...
themasshysteria 0
you mean they expired? that sucks pretty bad.
KTteaspoon 0
woah...thats sad...
ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5
no it's not, it's a beautiful play of words
ILIEKGIRLS 5
I smell a virgin
cocolynn12 0
really? Today? good job.
Pearson_fml 0
and instead of figuring out how to get some, you're sitting at a computer telling people how you're NOT having sex. Here's a hint, have you tried NOT spending all of your time on your computer?
alexs001 0
Just checked my box... 8 months left...FML
gymtanlaundry 0
im with you on that.
lollibots 0
so i havnt done it in 12 years.well most 12 year olds havent.
Sp3nc3r777 0
page that's what u think
UmBongos 3
I lost my virginity when i was 12. So yeah..
veggiebag 3
Sucks to be you
Link5794 18
What 12 year old has sex? That's just messed up. It's closer to 10 than to 18. 12 years old is barely older than a little kid. I don't even think they teach sex ed to 12 year olds. Then again, I learned about it when I was about five or six from a children's encyclopedia.
buckstop1 37
They taught me back in 5th grade 2011-2012
twerking_riggs 22
assuming youre talking to #58, 1. they could be joking and 2. they also could have been raped so shut up maybe? and it also doesnt make you "cool" or whatever you were going for with that childrens encyclopedia shit
flossingpancake 18
I know a few kids who got sex Ed at 12
fourzerofour 0
I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.
megalan 0
Gus job man I applaud u
lmaouloser 5
I wouldn't want you to applaud me.