Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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Top comments
tweetypie 18
Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!
RadikulRam 16
I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.
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Comments (246)
gabe_2011 1
Agreeing with irishjesus I too am now curious as to wtf you are at?
vinniejimm30 0
Forever alone!!!
sexaddict89167 0
That suxs
furbiitheclown 0
Well shit at least your no longer a virgin, shit is annoying being an 18year old virgin
MikeMorin18 4
I can relate
snakelady 3
almost 10 years without it, not missing it at all
sharr1s0n 3
I'm 15 and I haven't in like 2 hrs so ha
JhunnySuperman 0
Not the best thing to brag about brah
imwithstoopid126 2
Ya thats like me braging that I got knocked up
swagmad 0
Well **** her
jayive34_fml 4
my friend tells me how depressed he is for not having sex in months. I never had sex in 19 years. Consider youeself fortunate