Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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Top comments
tweetypie 18
Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!
RadikulRam 16
I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.
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Comments (246)
AnagenisisZagus 13
Who gives a shit. Tell your horny, stupid friend to find a hobby. Believe me, after having sex a few times...I realise that near hours have been wasted doing an activity with momentary pleasure. Dance a new dance, friends.
ohmandapants 17
Just because you don't like sex, don't try to ruin it for everyone else.
AnagenisisZagus 13
If you like sex enough, I am positive this will have no influence in ruining your sex life. Actually, my comment does not have any effect on your sex life whatsoever. If it does, you're doing something wrong.
BubbleGrunge84 7
OI'm sorry you've wasted time having sex....you must not be doing it right if it's a waste of time. This, my friend, is the weirdest comment I've ever read. Sex is actually a rather beautiful thing, society has just built it up to this taboo notion. Omg people have sex!! Cue the gasp please. Guess what? Sex is actually a healthy part of a lifestyle and being upset because your not getting any is rather normal. YDI for a stupid comment????
carlosantana0219 2
It's obvious, she does have a hobby. Lol
hateevryone 15
maybe she's a freak and not used to going a day without sex.
Merylwen 24
When you're in a relationship, two weeks may feel long =) When you're single, three years aren't that bad. I mean, no one really needs sex. Get your priorities straight.
JohnnyBoyFML0420 0
Three years is a long time man you need to get too pumping the old chicken again or something cause that girls on pimp status
needsagf14 12
I haven't had sex.
prcd4plsr 1
So go out and find a guy to fill up ur holes or a guy for each hole since its been so long... Not the hardest thing to do quit being so shy
Mr25_fml 14
It's ok. I'm 18 with a girlfriend and i'm still a virgin. Don't even worry about it
aFreedom127 9
So go have sex.
Dannyfacee 6
It's depressing for her that she hasn't had sex in two weeks? That's pathetic.
screamo_neve 12
That's society for you.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
I'll find it depressing when I actually have some