Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been dating told me to lose his number and never see him again all because I told him I grew up without a father. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
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Leviathene 34
People like that are the worst. Regardless of whether that was your father or your partner, a stranger doesn't have any right to butt into your business.
Glowworm56 27
It's a sad world that we live in when we can't even go out for dinner with our fathers without being wrongly accused of dating them.
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Comments (22)
Glowworm56 27
It's a sad world that we live in when we can't even go out for dinner with our fathers without being wrongly accused of dating them.
Srabear 16
I've had this happen before kinda insulting to both you and you're dad. Its sucks.
Leviathene 34
People like that are the worst. Regardless of whether that was your father or your partner, a stranger doesn't have any right to butt into your business.
coolmike699 26
I've had this happen with my dad before. Someone thought we were a gay couple because we went to the gym together a lot, and because we don't look alike (I'm adopted, I'm black and he's white). At least he was actually cool about it, though.
RichardPencil 32
Tell her you’re going to make him pay for the whole meal and he has zero chance of getting any from you. Then, laugh maniacally!
tonyfan00 38
Welcome to the Land of SJW! (Also known as hell!)
Kenwhataburger 4
With your dad or your daddy??
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I hope one of you told that woman to **** off and mind her own business. I can't stand people who think that they have the right to butt into other people's business like that.
D-MacOPsquad 15
And she should be ashamed of herself for being a judgemental **** and not minding her own damn business!
Tracy Cannon 5
When I first got divorced I was living with my dad and my infant daughter while my mom lived elsewhere still trying to sell their house. Our neighbor was convinced my dad and I were married and he was cheating on me with my mom as he went to see her every weekend. Some people need to learn to mind their own business and those that don't can be fun to mess with.