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Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML
Today, I learned what my husband's "little side hustle" that he started is about. He's been using his gaming PC to generate disgusting AI porn movies with shit like monsters fucking women and other sick shit. It's like a sleazy Breaking Bad. Hope he enjoys the movies, because he's never getting sex again. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!
electrorange 13
MILF, anyone?
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electrorange 13
MILF, anyone?
bwzwally8 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like a PWIF as well. Get it?
Beeftinkle 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
When money is tough. you do what you gotta do, i suggest robbing a pharmacy after the movie for extra cash.
Dracoboxer357 36
1- No thanks, I have one already: it's the mother of my children. ;) But more than MILF, she's also my WILL: Woman I Love, to Love. Call me corny cause it is, but it's true. :P
perdix 31
Technically, she's a M2BILF. Mother-to-be I'd Like to F.
Dracoboxer357 36
66- And why is that, my first two kids don't count? ;) Edit: *Face palm's self* Or you could have been talking to #1's comment :p
perdix 31
#71, I, indeed, was addressing #1. Usually, I am diligent to start my replies with the comment number I'm addressing (a habit formed in the days when the exact placement of replies could be chaotic). Sorry for the confusion.
randomness247 4
1- Technically she might not be a MILF yet.
tjv3 10
#60 that's awesome if more people felt that way there would be a lot less broken families
Senseless_487 29
Rule 34. No exceptions.
strawberrywine22 30
My husband and I are bronies and he mentioned something about rule 34 applying to ponies. I wasn't worried until I saw your comment and decided to google it. FML.
bwzwally8 15
WTF is bronies? It is not even in the dictionary.
strawberrywine22 30
Fans of My Little Pony. Technically its guys, hence bro-nies, but I refuse to refer to myself as a pegasister. To me that sounds like another name for a hippie.
skyeyez9 25
What is the fascination of adults obsessed with My Little Pony?
smartman136 8
Pedophilia
happle 21
4chan liked them, so most people like it because it's "cool."
flavasava73 5
Sad. Very very sad. I once saw a grown man wearing a my little pony t-shirt, sucking a dummy, at a festival in the US. People like that give electronic music a sad reputation to people who don't listen to it.
Shmatterhorn 38
#63- Same way that some fans will sexualize any other show that you not expect to. Kim Possible, Rugrats, Hello Kitty. (Note that I have not searched that out myself outside of seeing one KP adult image on deviantART.)
Shenanigans9 8
83: it's cool? 4chan outlawed them, and constantly makes fun of them. It's probably 9gag you're thinking of.
kittykat1501 31
Why is 39 down voted?
toughchick14 15
That this the dumbest idea i have ever read about! Sorry OP.
strawberrywine22 30
If this is the dumbest idea you've heard of...you must be new here!
rattusrattus 19
I think a significant proportion of FMLs are the result of "the most stupid idea(s) ever heard"...
Dracoboxer357 36
3- Dumbest idea ever? I seriously doubt that, I hear stupidity almost everyday, and this isn't really all that bad. :p It IS tasteless to suggest doing it, perhaps disrespectful, definitely desperate, and pathetically exploitive of Op.....but not Dumb per say, as people Would pay to see it.....unfortunately....:p
twiztedone 19
There's actually a lot of money to be made in niche ****, especially pregnancy ****.
Sandman366 6
Hi! Welcome to Planet Earth! If rampant stupidity, greed, or ignorance offend you, this is not the planet for you. Enjoy your stay, however brief it may end up being.
toughchick14 15
Well sorry if your definition of dumb is different from mine.
MissMess 12
That's truly gross. I try not to judge sexual preference but my god.
TwinChapter 15
Yeah, but I think that this particular preference would be scarring for the kid. I mean, it would be mentally and emotionally scarring to see your parents in **** but I think it would be much worse to see your mom was pregnant with YOU *shudder*
FastidiousPear 6
Are you all kidding? There's a huge market for pregnancy ****. Make a quick 25.00$. Buy a bag of diapers for the kid. Another vid, another 25, buy the kid some educational books. Kid wins, you get to have sex so you win, people get to see ****, they win. Everybody wins.
jjbond01 4
Lmao, idk what to say
happyllama12 5
Then don't bother commenting!
LolPieRofl 11
Then please, kill yourself.
ichliebekekse 11
Well? Are you going to make some money or not?
SuperDanielNL 23
You like cookies?
BlowinChronic 18
What the hell?^
ichliebekekse 11
11- yes, I do^.^
DocBastard 40
Her username "ichliebekekse" means "I love cookies" in German.
SuperDanielNL 23
42 - Her name says I love cookies in German
SuperDanielNL 23
Sorry for the useless aditionsl comment, I didn't read the doctors notice.
DocBastard 40
Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!
MrSassypants 34
Preggo porno does have a nice ring to it.....
adamo_erebus 26
preggo porno sounds like a variety of pasta for some reason
strawberrywine22 30
#19: maybe because...oh I don't know...Prego pasta sauce?
poccocurantes 7
You have now created a new sub genre. As I type, the industry is already at work coating pregnant women with pasta sauce.
DogsPaw 16
Sounds like a horror story, Pregnant women with Red Sauce covering them.
mandachea10 8
Or a pregnant Carrie movie..hahahah
SuperDanielNL 23
Well at least the man is inventive and tries to make the best of the situation, a true entrepreneur. On a more serious note, I wouldn't watch that and besides for something like that it takes rwo to tango, you'd have to be cool with it. Talk to him how you feel about it.
brackaman 18
Soo... What's the link to your site again? Just for uh...bio class.
strawberrywine22 30
Oh you haven't seen it yet? Here: www.lemonparty.org
willbur73q 7
Boom moderated.
mandachea10 8
You have FML idols...habahaha..FYL
tj5810 21
At least he thinks you're a sexy preggo.
BlowinChronic 18
That's probably the only silver lining to this besides making money.