Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Average Slowdive gig
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Soft spot
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Top comments
cherngbutter 0
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha
fmylifedotcomm 0
it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...
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Comments (162)
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Lol. second time first. I lost my fml comment virginity twice.
crigger61 7
irony ftw
purplestuff_fml 0
:(
YUMmMm 0
OP who says that status is for you? what if she's just saying FML bc of smbody else?
kasumirock 13
She said that because she friendzoned you for a reason. It's harsh, but it's the truth.
shiroun 0
you should her, then tell all your friends.
foreverxalwaysx 0
:[
Hacksaw 4
Dang, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, man.
Musikal 0
Ouch.
cherngbutter 0
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha
fmylifedotcomm 0
it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...
imthejuggernautt 0
What is this i don't even
Alice_Renee 0
**** man! That sucks!