Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Lisimal 7
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.
ladycoyote 0
You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.
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Comments (228)
Lisimal 7
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.
emilysanftwsom 0
LOLOL best fml ever
Stupidpoorpeople 0
Number 1 wins. If you willingly watch a miley cyrus video you deserve anything painful.
justdancebbyx3 7
YDI for listening to that ******* **** in the first place
Xdanicat 0
#1, you rock. That beaver face twitters absolutely everything she does.
DieterDerBlau 0
SO RIGHT... Almost ANY other woman tho', it'd be uncool if the BF had a problem, cos every man's dream is a bi-sexual woman... right???
Finnboghi 0
Well, according to a recent report on the causes of homosexuality, at least 90% of people are bi-curious - if not completely bisexual or homosexual. This means that most women would be interested in trying it at some point. Just not necessarily with their guy. (Luckily for me, my girlfriend is) Regardless, #1 wins - Fail singer is fail
tarheel22893 0
And 99% of statistics are made up on the spot so I'm calling bullshit on 90% of people being bi-curious....because no, they aren't
Knare 2
LOLL #1 you're awesome!!
ukiekid619 0
I also agree with number 1! YDI for looking at that teenage *****, horrible-role model.
Deemon_Cat 0
agree
unkinged44 0
Trust me he wasnt looking at the tv *wink*
iheartjb92 0
pretty sure this is fake. miley cyrus doesn't have a new music video, she was filming it today.
chris_247 0
#21,you should be the last one talking about listening to a certain person.Your profile picture is Lady Gaga.She sucks.Although i agree that the op deserves it for listening to miley cyrus.
katheriinex0 0
agreed
hunguponyou 0
152: miley twitters EVERYTHING
Lisimal 7
Thanks everyone. But I want to apologize to all the beavers around the world for insulting them BADLY! As for those typical Miley Cyrus fans saying their typical "You're just jealous of her....blah blah blah," think of something better to say. I'm really getting bored of hearing the same crap. I, in NO WAY, am "jealous" of her.
Cheyenne_Is_Me 4
How is she a horrible role model? Those pictures she took were from years ago, and it's not like she was butt-naked. Plus, she actually said sorry fo everything she did. No other star that did pictures like that (or worse) said sorry. If you wanna see a horrible role model, look up Demi Lovato. The girl who wears gallons of make-up, a fake tan, and dyes her hair a different color all the time. =
beccaboo23 0
uhm. actually demi lovato is a great role model. she doesn't take pictures of herself in her underwear.. and most people who do put out pictures say sorry. so idk what ur talking about and i'm pretty sure you don't know either..
Aunty_Ino 0
Totally agree with #1. YDI for willingly having anything to do with Miley Cyrus.
Jekasnail 1
normally i would agree with #1 but sometimes, i'm even guilty of looking at youtube poop.. however, that is a big youtube shat. k.
JStromberg 0
Go die for knowing that .
abcnonamecba 0
I laugh in ur face
mwz777 0
yyyup
2gether4ever 0
you should have went.. " no, I only save that for you... " then jump on him ;)
fckinbowdown 0
that's so awesome if I saw my girl getting off to Miley Cyrus I would jump on her and **** her so hard. hope he did the same
TPxSTIFFY925 0
No,ur supossed to walk in and say "need a hand"
iilovehaters 0
....sounds like my saturday nights
null_fml 11
Yeah, I don't see the problem either. I get off to Miley Cyrus all the time. :)
LewJH 0
:|
WhiteDelight 4
miley cyrus is god
nicole1123 0
....dude, thats really not cool.
Armin_fml 0
indeed it's not, it's funny xD
null_fml 11
#131: Hawt.
abcabc1233 0
lmaoo
ncvolley123 8
I ahe a question for eveeryone; y does everyone hate miley Cyrus?!? what did she ever do to us?!?!?
Justine94_x 31
She breathed.^
Link5794 18
She sang.
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
LEAVE MILEY AALLOONNEE!
effthis 0
so little girls turn you on?
danielrp34 7
How do you know they aren't teenagers? I'm 14
Forever2204 0
YDI for watching miley cyrus
jonny2x4 0
Sexy!
ladycoyote 0
You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.
DeadMansCrack 4
Agreed.
unimportant18 0
did your boyfriend give you crabs?
Orchid_fml 2
he must be a bit slow if he thinks you get turned on by miley cyrus . however , YDI .
redbluegreen 41
That's hot.
DameGreyWulf 1
How old are you?